A Monday? Horseman pass by. . . . but please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is saying, "And today, America, I'll show you how to save the very soul of our great nation. . . . All you need is a pen, a piece of paper, and a pressurized tank of nitrous oxide. . . . And they call me crazy!"

[skip fox]

1. "Answer me this, America, how come using the letters in 'Barack Hussein Obama

you can't totally spell out the word 'Satan,' 'communist' or even 'terrorist'? . . . Nobody has expleained that to MY satisfaction. . . . (looks closely at camera and drops a register in tone) Makes you think somebody's got something to hide, doesn't it?"

[HopeHoops]

2. "I'm wearing MY Sponge Bob undies. Are you?"

"They're my lucky pair with the pineapple RIGHT in front!"

[skip fox]

3. "Orly Taitz is an intellectual giant. . . . Believe me, I know!"

n/t

[skip fox]

4. "And did you know with the letters in Sarah louise Palin's name you can get

'OUR SOIL,' NO ILLUSIONS,' and 'SERIOUS SOUL.' Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

[skip fox]

5. And with my name, Glenn Lee Beck, you can make:

'neck' and 'bell,' as in 'belling the cat,' which is great!! . . . but what do you suppose 'ball' means?"

[MilesColtrane]

6. "The electric grapefruit eating my head brain they are."

[skip fox]

7. MilesColtrane . . nice.

AND an intelligent quote (from a highly confused bloke).

It would probably make robust sense to him.

[MilesColtrane]

9. Back at ya, avatar-bro.

[skip fox]

8. MilesColtrane . . . a great name!

AND an intelligent CAPTION (from a highly confused bloke).

It would probably make robust sense to him.

[skip fox]

10. "And the worst sign of Communist/Fascist art is the Statue of Liberty. . . .

First of all, didn't you ever wonder why the French gave it to us? . . . And we put it in our harbor like a gigantic Trojan Horse. . . . Why the torch represents the red flames of Communist take-over, and the book is probably by Marx! . . . And it that's not proof enough for you . . . why, you're proabably one of them."

[sakabatou]

11. Beck once more dreams of being a disk jockey

[skip fox]

12. " I Am Not fear-mongering, I'm telling it like it is, and if people don't want to

understand the difference then they deserve to be imprisoned in the federal prison camps that Obama is setting up secretly all over the country!!!!"

[NecklyTyler]

13. And I am going to be the first to beak the story of Obama's plan to ration toilet paper.

Yes, that is right. First it was your incandescent light bulbs, now it is going to be your Charmin