another Bumpersticker for the New Millennium: Get Yer Rapture On!

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[DJ13]

1. Rapture or Rupture?

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2. Think of a division in Hallmark of Rapture Cards. What would they say?

"Sorry you're not here to read this. Congratulatins anyway."

or

"This is your big day. Wish I cold be there with you."

Hmmmm

[YOY]

4. Don't worry. It's better without you.

PS we ate your cat.

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14. lovely

and the cat is a grace note.

[YOY]

15. Oh don't worry. We won't REALLY eat the cat.

We'll give him some tender vittles and krystal and let him chill to the sounds of Mos Def.

[KansDem]

3. Hey, I see a campaign brewing! "GYRO!"

"GYRO" buttons!
"GYRO" bumperstickers!
"GYRO" baseball caps!
"GYRO"-scopes (ha, not really. Just some brain-storming humor!)

Wow! This has potential!

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6. Really! That's great.

It might go over well with the teenage children of the Rapture Generation.

GYRO: The brand name for soda, sports bras, energy drinks, hot pepper eating competitions, etc.

[KansDem]

8. Even a fundie rock band: The "GYROs"

Quick, trademark that name!

...don't forget my percentage!

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10. And a diviision of GYRO can sell Rapture Insurance.

Wow! We're worth millions.

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5. Who put the 'Rap' in 'Rapture'?"

Think of Rapture Rap:

I was sittin' with my homies
When this dude with cool rims
Come up past the Dairy Freeze
An' ask me to come on in!

When I shut the door
He gives her the gas
& we goes blastin' past a ho
and down the road real fast.

We comes up to gate
Where they wouldn't let us in
Til the driver showed his ice
And said we were withou sin

Then the golden gate
Opened wider than a barn
And we went slipping through
To a place ever warm.

(etc.)

[lillypaddle]

7. Hey!

Turn it down, would ya???? My fuckin' teeth are vibrating!

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11. Which leads to a question. When someone is raptured do they get to take

their false teeth? Their hearing aide? Their prosthetics? Tattoos? Piercings? Favorite personal devices?

[lillypaddle]

16. Now there's food for thought ...

I just wanna take my doggies. And my tequila, of course.

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9. Wonder if Faux News is covering the rapture?

Or are they ignoring it like the main stream media?

[lillypaddle]

17. Fox news

IS the rapture!

[appamado amata padam]

12. maybe:

"In case of rapture, THIS VEHICLE WILL BE UNMANNED!"

The "Left Wing" will be "LEFT BEHIND!"

"PEARLY TAILGATE PARTY!!!"

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13. How 'bout a line of greeting cards sent by people who know they will be raptured,

sent the previous day with lines like:

"Who's laughing now?"

Or personal cards so the to-be-raptured can write individual messages like:

"Fred, you can keep weedwacker you borrowed."

GYRO . . . This has got real potential.

[RC]

18. When is the next Rapture scheduled

I need to figure out what I need to get ready.