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[Kadie]

Lily Margraret Greenway, 8, left, of Cypress, Texas, yawns behind former President George W. Bush and his wife, Laura Bush, while listening to former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Roger Staubach, not pictured, addressing local business and civic leaders and elementary school children during the announcement of a community service project called Service Learning Adventures in North Texas, or 'SLANT 45,' at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas, Monday, Sept. 21, 2009.
(AP Photo/Brandon Wade)

[Rick Myers]

1. Hey lady, how'd you get the monkey into the suit?

[rubberducky]

2. One`s drunk, one`s high, nothin` new here.

[JuniperLea]

3. Better (calmer) living through chemistry...

They both look toasted.

[merh]

12. LOL - perfect

[appamado amata padam]

4. "Whew -

- smells like a distillery over there!"

[Skittles]

5. I think Laura actually looks nicely dressed

[Hawkeye-X]

6. Nah, what blue drapes did she steal to make this ugly dress?

[Skittles]

9. well, I've seen much worse on her

[skip fox]

7. Lily is thinking: "What the hell? He wanted to know what happened

to My Pet Goat. He's so lame. We don't read that stuff anymore. That was ages ago. Besides, hasn't he ever heard of Amazon? Geez."

[sakabatou]

8. "Stop talking, you're boring."

Anyone who's seen the Ig Nobel Awards would know this line.

[msanthrope]

10. Bored, Xanax, and Alkie---the forgotten dwarves....n/t

[PSzymeczek]

17. I thought the Lost Dwarves

were Easy, Cheesy, and Sleazy.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. They look like cardboard cut-outs.

Actually, they are fakes, aren't they.

[NecklyTyler]

13. I'm so drunk, that guy on the big screen TV looks almost real

[underpants]

14. W actually looks a hell of a lot better than he did at the end of our tragedy

just saying

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

15. "YOU TWO SCREWED UP MY FUTURE!"

that's no yawn.

[Neecy]

16. Looks like Laura has had more eye work done

I really fail to understand how anyone could think this makes them look *better*.