Is anyone there? If you're left behind, check in here.

[MineralMan]

Or did everyone go but me? It's dark outside, and I don't see anyone. Oh...wait...it's dark outside, and nobody walks around here after dark. And the Twins are playing and there's no announcement about the attendance suddenly going down.

Never mind.

[Jamastiene]

1. Was it today?

I guess I'm left behind. w00t!

:evilgrin:

[madamesilverspurs]

40. This guy said it would be today.

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

He also said it might be Tuesday. Or Wednesday. I saved the link so I can check back on Thursday to find out why he says we're all still here.

[donco6]

2. I'm posting from heaven.

Yeah, it's just that kinda boring.

[MineralMan]

3. So, they gots Macs or Windows up there?

[donco6]

8. Generic.

Nothing ever breaks down up here, so the Big Two can't make a buck.

[MineralMan]

12. I guess they're using the HeavenlyHost version of LINUX, then.

Or, maybe it's the Red Hat version sent up there by the Cardinals.

[Arugula Latte]

46. Well, as the Talking Heads said:

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

[blondeatlast]

4. Damn. Still here. (Pun 100% intentional) nt

[Barack_America]

5. No big surprise.

Left behind.

Oh well, maybe next time.

[MineralMan]

7. But yer smiley got took...

A guy can't catch a break, I guess. Pray harder...

[Capn Sunshine]

9. Awesome smiley!

[JuniperLea]

6. Quick! Let's make up names of those who have been disappeared!

And make the loons think they've really been left behind!

:rofl:

As a recovering Fundy, I've often thought how cool it would be if Jesus really did come back and took everyone who used his name in vain... like televangelists and the self-righteous and junk.

[MineralMan]

10. Well, see...the deal is that only 144,000 got taken,

and I hear they were all in the Vatican. Tough luck for the Babtists, I reckon.

[JuniperLea]

14. Ouch!

Left behind, and pissed off!

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

17. The fix was in...all along.

Those proddies never had a chance. Peter won. Paul...not so much.

[JuniperLea]

29. I love insence and pomp...

And Pagan ritual... I should have been Catholic... I liked the school uniform too!

WARNING!

Never do a Google image search for Catholic School Girl with safe search off!!

LOL!!

"Catholic school girls have thrown away their mascara
They chain themselves to the axles of big mac trucks
The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels
The fat lady laughs, gentlemen, start your trucks"

[madamesilverspurs]

38. I heard that the Pope fainted

when he got a phone call telling him that Jesus had come back -- but that He'd landed in Salt Lake City.

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. Ok so the Rapture happens by time zone????

SILLY ME...

No wonder I am STILL HERE.

It is still very LIGHT out there

:evilgrin:

[babsbunny]

13. Are you trippin'?

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

[MineralMan]

15. At my age, I hope not. I still have a flight of stairs to climb.

I hate falling.

[sharp_stick]

16. Damnit

My neighbor was still home, I wasn't able to make off with his car. I've been waiting for this all day and nothin' happens.

[OneGrassRoot]

18. First dibs again!!!!!

On all the stuff anyone has left behind.

:evilgrin:

(I'm doing this on all the Rapture threads; it's my only retirement plan)

[ThoughtCriminal]

19. My Sock Puppets are Gone

But I'm still here.

[Barack_America]

20. Unfortunately, the Rapture hasn't slowed down Sarah Palin's FB page.

http://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin?ref=search&sid=1076975269.1781758158..1

These have to be some confused and angry people, but really, didn't we all see this coming?

[lapislzi]

21. Looks like it's just you and me.

I can rustle up some tuna fish on toast if you want. I even have sliced cheese.

[MineralMan]

23. I still have some tomatoes. Sounds good.

I'll be right over.

[hlthe2b]

22. Well, if the riff raff are gone, I'll go out and collect their pets...

(and their cash and property).... Time for the big FIRE (in the depths of hell) Sale! :evilgrin:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. It seems that everybody is still here. Damn.

I didn't expect to be Raptured, but I was hoping that the fundies would go; we'd be rid of them and I could get some of their stuff.

[MineralMan]

25. Hmm...well...that sucks. I had my eye on this 60" plasma TV

my neighbor has. Hmph!

[malaise]

30. Tut Tut

I was planning to seize an entire mega-church and their bank accounts. :evilgrin:

[KathieG]

26. Still here.

:evilfrown:

[MineralMan]

27. That's good news!

Looks like all of DU was spared an eternity of harp-playing and cloud-sitting.

[Historic NY]

28. I'm srewen.

[pipi_k]

31. Does Jesus come personally, or does he dress up like Girl Scouts selling cookies?

Cuz I had a Girl Scout at the door earlier and I told her to go away, that I was waiting for the Rapture and wouldn't be needing her damned cookies.

Me and my big mouth...now I'm left behind with no Pecan Sandies.

shit.
:(

[Historic NY]

44. Jesus in drag, Shirley your jest.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

32. I wasn't taken. Could it be because I'm a Jewish Buddhist Pagan?

[nadinbrzezinski]

36. Welcome to the Infidel part

:-)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

45. Thank you!

:hi:

[rufus dog]

33. I was offered a lift

the problem was all the people who were going were so bat shit crazy that I stayed.

[FLyellowdog]

34. All my clothes fell off, but I didn't go anywhere. What's up with that? n/t

[Nikki Stone1]

37. That was God telling you to get a fucking shower!

Cough cough...

[FLyellowdog]

39. Sounds like a fun shower to me!

[mucifer]

35. I guess G-d hates me too.

:)

[Canuckistanian]

41. Is there a handy guide to fundie addresses?

I need a new barbecue.

[WeDidIt]

42. But I haven't got any emails yet

I've been paid to take care of a family of Christian's p
Still no email...

[Greyhound]

43. Traffic was just as bad as this morning.

Since I am living in one of the centers of batshit crazy wackos, and since they all seem to remain here, spreading their misery and bile, I guess it just didn't happen.

Too bad.
:(

[The Midway Rebel]

47. Left behind and fully...

behind the left.

:dem:

[lumberjack_jeff]

48. Yeah, but you should see my cool new car!

Acetone takes off bumperstickers, right?