Dave's zingers on Shrub (the real Prez - OBAMA - is guesting tonight)

[UTUSN]

Dave:

"We never had President (Shrub) as a guest, did we, Paul. He was too busy NOT working!1"


"He tossed the coin at the Giants-Cowboys game last night. It was the same one the Supreme Court used to pick him as pResident!1"

[UTUSN]

1. Standing O!1 AND timpani!1 n/t

[Octafish]

2. Happy to K&R

Scalia and the rest of the surviving turds are exposed as traitors.
While Rehnquist has escaped to the grave and Cowgirl Sandy to Sun Valley or wherever,
Justice will return to America.

[DCKit]

3. In response to Obama's saying he didn't have the luxury of goofing off with his girls this summer...

Dave responded "well, some have."

[NBachers]

5. Thanks- I knew Dave said something,

but I didn't catch it.

I loved watching this tonight. It's such a relief to have Bush gone- he made me feel uncomfortable and revolted and unclean. Even worse than Nixon did. When I think of Bush now, I see him sequestered away on some insane sloppy hard-liquor bender. Time will not be kind to that man. He will bear the weight of the pain, horror, and agony he brought into our world. The denizens of the lower realms will riot in his psyche.

Looks like the audience liked President Obama.

[DCKit]

6. I misquoted. Dave said "Others have".

So succinct.

[bleever]

4. Boom goes the dynamite.

God bless the heart behind Dave's goofy brain.