I've just spent five minutes in Fox Nation...

[MrScorpio]

I have seen the face of evil.

[dysfunctional press]

1. i have faux news channel blocked on my cable box.

and i closed my eyes when i punched in the code, so i can't unblock it if for some unforeseen reason i might ever want to.

[RaleighNCDUer]

3. Are cable companies able to electronically track what channels are blocked?

If so, that would be a great way to send a message to the cable providers.

[dysfunctional press]

6. that's what i was hoping when i did it.

i never bothered to block it when i had directv, because i never hooked my box to a phone line, so they wouldn't have been able to monitor my box anyway.

[SIMPLYB1980]

2. Hose him down.

Hard to clean that off.

[KansDem]

4. Man, MrScorpio! Next time take one of these...

...better safe than sorry.

[11 Bravo]

5. You have also seen the face of stone, fucking stupid.

[Arkana]

7. Report to the Hazmat Decontamination Chamber. Immediately.

[MrScorpio]

8. I couldn't bring myself to register, if only to post my Glenn Beck letter

I couldn't do it.


That's place is an utter cesspool


It was right then and there that I realized that what I wrote was too tame


I'm afraid that I've underestimated these fuckers

[SeattleGirl]

9. Evil, yes. And also the face of chickenshits.

The 101st Fighting Keyboarders, lurking in their momma's basements.

Do go to the decontamination chamber, though, just to make sure you get rid of any radioactive particles that may be clinging to you.

[lunatica]

10. I didn't know it was possible to hold your breath for 5 minutes!

You'd be dead if you'd breathed the Foxic fumes!

[Uben]

11. I went there once..............

.........and I still have the warts to prove it!

[Berry Cool]

12. Did it look kind of like Tootie from "The Facts of Life"?

No, wait--that was GOD who looks like Tootie.

Anyway, as Keith Olbermann says, I hope you didn't wear your good shoes.

[AspenRose]

13. Well, there's five minutes you'll never get back again.