I Finally Found Teabagger Today in DC....Yahooo

[rsmith6621]

There was a SOLO TEABAGGER out in front of the Supreme Court with a sign saying " Watch OUT OBAMA IS THE ANTI CHRIST"


I approached him and asked him if by chance he was a Christian.....I am he said served the Lord Jesus for now twenty years......I said if Obama is the Anti-Christ then what does it matter to you if the BIBLE is true....he asked me...what do you mean???...I said my seminary teachings taught me that when the Anti Christ makes his appearance then Jesus will soon RAPTURE the church....RIGHT!!!! well yes I agree but....and then he stood there trying say something and couldn't....I said if you are a true Christian and servant of Jesus then your time should be spent doing the Lords work and instead of telling lies about the Presidents character you should be out preparing the church for the RAPTURE and sharing Jesus with others....DON'T YOU THINK SIR..

He walked to the other side of the street and then was told to move because VP Biden was making his way to the Capitol...

I then yelled across the street....YOU HAVE NO IDEA AND NO SOLUTIONS and left.

[agentS]

1. He was also a moron

If you're gonna call for the president's removal on the basis of him being the anti-christ, protesting at the Supreme Court is the wrong venue to do it. The Supreme Court doesn't remove presidents.

You'd figure these Rapture-Ready rejects would have common sense, but no....

[HarveyDarkey]

6. But the supreme court does select pResidents

at least once anyway.

[roguevalley]

13. nice work, I must say. :) I loathe the rapture/revelations bs.

[whopis01]

22. I don't think your last sentence really made a lot of sense

You'd figure these Rapture-Ready rejects would have common sense, but no....

You make a valid point about the Supreme Court being the wrong venue when calling for the removal of the President. But when someone is pursuing that based on him being the anti-christ it is hard to say that any venue is better or worse than any other venue.

[Javaman]

23. the inherent and willfully stupid are easily lead to believe insane things. nt

[sakabatou]

2. Complete tool

[Sarah Ibarruri]

3. I found out my jeweler is a teabagger and have ceased going to his shop nt

[RoccoR5955]

4. You PWN3D him!

Good for you!

[Stevenmarc]

5. He must have become confused in the huge crowd and missed his bus home

[felinetta]

7. Religions are just so bizarre. It is so easy to trip up the religious.I used to call the 700 Club &

ask questions.  They had no answers, so they would just start
praying. So silly.

[Hepburn]

8. My fav question for those in the Religious Right:

"So, who made God?"

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. "God is eternal"

You've heard that, I'm sure.

Next question...............

[Hepburn]

24. So who made him eternal?

:evilgrin:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

25. No, you're not getting what

"eternal" means. I'm honestly not sure humans are capable of conceptualizing "forever," which would contribute to your misunderstanding of the word "eternal." I just know the drill, which is logically impeccable, albeit a bit irrational for my taste.

"Always was, always will be, for now and forever more."

That's how they do it...............

[Maru Kitteh]

10. Well played. Kudos and congrats. n/t

[struggle4progress]

11. He's just another poor frightened angry lonely powerless nutcase. What's the point

of making his already miserable day even more miserable? He's not in charge of anything, and he's not likely to change anybody's mind about anything. Worse yet, he's probably sincere and probably feels persecuted. Next time, consider just ignoring him -- or better yet, say something nice to him: there's no chance rational argument will convince him he's wrong, but why stoke his persecution complex?

[badgerpup]

12. I've gotten a few people confused by this one...

Jesus was crucified, and it was Judas who fingered him for it, right?

Jesus spent an extremely bad Friday afternoon, then was laid in the tomb. Three days later, he's resurrected and out spreading the word how you can't keep a good man down, right?

Forty days after that, Jesus deployment is up and he is assumpted (what IS the right verb here?) bodily into Heaven, (which, by all accounts is a pretty cool place) to be with the Father for ever 'n' ever. This is the ultimate goal of all the Christians, right?

Now we come to Judas. He fingered Jesus for the Romans...but according to the prophecy, he had to do it, otherwise Jesus wouldn't have been able to fulfill his manifest destiny by being crucified, right?

Judas felt really bad about this- he hadn't intended for things to go anywhere near that far.
He felt so bad that he went and committed suicide. Double crime there- betrayal and suicide- ticket to Hell, my good sir, ticket to Hell.

So, Jesus is in Heaven, partyin' with all the good guys. Judas is in Hell, permanently frying.
My question then is this:

Who made the REAL sacrifice?
:yoiks:

[DCKit]

14. You're such and asshole. What an insanely logical argument. n/t

[badgerpup]

15. Why, thank you!

I does me best...:evilgrin:

[NYC Liberal]

16. How is she an asshole and how is the argument illogical?

Jesus didn't "sacrifice" shit.

[DCKit]

19. The poster to whom I was responding got it. You chose not to. n/t

[NYC Liberal]

20. I apologize ... I typed too quickly. nt

[Libertas1776]

18. Well,

if you believe the Gnostic Gospel of Judas or whatever they call it, Jesus told Judas to hand him over to the Romans as per an arrangement and for the time being (a long time) would have to take the heat, so to speak. But in the end, he would be rewarded. Of course, the mainstream church denounces these gospels as poppy cock based on the fact that...um...well, they are settled with the story they have now. So, no need to dig into the past. What's done is done, right? :shrug:

[mwb970]

21. This would be an interesting subject to debate

if a single word of these ancient fairy tales were true. Debating Judas and his fate is like debating the motivation of Cinderella's stepsisters. It's a waste of time.

[NYC Liberal]

17. Morans, the lot of 'em.

They don't even know what they're protesting.

They can't be protesting deficits, because if they cared about that they'd have been protesting for the last 8 years as well.

They can't be protesting "big government" when they did nothing during the last 8 years when Bush created the largest government bureaucracy in history.