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ThisThreadIsSatire (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:37 PM Original message |
FDA Mulls Ban of Candy Undergarments |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. I'd like them to label whipped cream containers! |
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TheDebbieDee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
14. "promiscuity AND tooth decay........." |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
2. They will have to pry them from my cold, dead and very sticky hands |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
3. They should ban pixie stix while they're at it |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 06:57 PM Response to Reply #3 |
28. How phallic is that?! n/t |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
4. Very cute. |
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FarCenter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
5. Candy undergarments "not proven effective" says FDA |
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cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
6. What about Altoids? n/t |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:55 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. Having you ever tried holding an Altoid "up there"? |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 06:55 PM Response to Reply #6 |
27. They don't call them "curiously strong" for nothing. |
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Libertas1776 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
7. "They (crotchless chocolate thong(s)) not only corrupt the morals of our youth and lead |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
8. Its getting harder and harder to tell what is satire and what is not |
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azurnoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
9. well it certainly is a sticky-assed situation n/t |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
10. THere go my plans for the weekend |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 04:51 PM Response to Reply #10 |
20. Aw, quit bein' such a candy-ass. |
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FSogol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
11. You mean I have to go to Canada for those too? |
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ThisThreadIsSatire (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 03:55 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. You remind me... |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
15. Be honest. You got this from The Onion. |
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ThisThreadIsSatire (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 04:17 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. No, but I'm honored you think so... |
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Poll_Blind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
16. These were a bad idea anyway- if my nose and mouth are down there the last thing I want to... |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
17. Nicely done. The Onion? |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 04:22 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. it's his own work. |
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ThisThreadIsSatire (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 05:03 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. I remember you... |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 05:44 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. little ol' me? i'm just peachy. |
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ThisThreadIsSatire (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-24-09 08:08 AM Response to Reply #24 |
30. Been a grind... |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
21. What's next ... ?? |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
23. Figures. There go my plans for buying pomagranate flavored jockstraps. n/t |
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lysosome (205 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
25. I support the ban. |
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Touchdown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
26. If they succeed, I'm buying stock in Hershey's Syrup and Dream Whip. |
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slampoet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-23-09 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
29. No candy underware allowed. Here, use a potato instead. |
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