ZOMG! Carly Fiorina's Website is TEH AWFULZ!

[blogslut]

Check it out:

http://www.carlyforcalifornia.com/default_flash.html

[Fridays Child]

1. Stupid cute.

[MrScorpio]

Is anyone supposed to take this seriously? nt

[anigbrowl]

27. Well, I guess it means she's not going to run for governor of CA.

There was some talk of whether she might fight Meg Whitman for the GOP nomination.

[Barack_America]

2. Carlyfornia dreamin?

Sweet jesus.

Does that mean she's always daydreaming about sex?

[rufus dog]

3. Doesn't appear she spent that severance package for a good designer

Or she got ripped off, either way it sucks, from presentation to content.

[Deja Q]

8. Like she's serious about running for office?

She probably spent the money to rig the system...

Like why any of us should care about that person to begin with; she's on record on how she feels about workers... maybe the designer made it bad just for her, uh, benefit? :D

[JawJaw]

33. Content?

What content?!

[lapfog_1]

4. Well, it's certainly carlyfornication. - n/t

[Mojambo]

5. Oh GOD!

I can't believe how hacky that is!

[baldguy]

6. She wants to do to California what she did to HP.

[Deja Q]

9. Ahnold got there first... if not Enron...

[4lbs]

16. It's because of Enron's phantom energy trades that Ahnold became Governor.

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[AllentownJake]

11. and Lucent

Many forget she was a Sr. VP of strategy at Lucent Technolgies

[LiberalAndProud]

17. What happened at Lucent was a crime of fantastic proportions.

If corporations are persons, the officers should have been tried for a capital crime.

I can't believe the woman is still employable. But maybe she isn't, therefore the forray into politics? That's my bet. I think she is eminently beatable. But it's California, and voters there have made some very bad decisions in recent years, so who knows?

[AllentownJake]

21. Yep

Lucent had more patents than any other US company. Now those patents belong to the French.

I'm familiar with her Lucent stint becuase my father worked there under her reign.

[LiberalAndProud]

38. The fall from the heights was so swift, I often wondered how

it could not have been intentional. It's a good thing that I'm not in a position to punish McGinn or Fiorina, because I could not be merciful. Yet here she is, running for governor.

I say all this as a relatively disinterested pary. I lost no fortune, nor any job. But still it stirs my ire. I can only imagine your fury on behalf of your father.

[Deja Q]

7. Looks like a dilettante valentine's day ad. A dilettante that has no clue of two things:

1. Loyalty
2. Talent

Then again, maybe the designer is clandestinely trying to upstage her. That wouldn't surprise me, given her antics and ability to wreck corporations without realizing "how" or "why"...

[AllentownJake]

10. She put my dad into early retirement at Lucent

So she could hire two kids out of college at half the cost.

Lucent went to hell 2 years later.

Fuck her.

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

12. Is the Pets.com chick going to throw her skirt in the ring too?

Meg Whitman is a joke in her own right, now Cara Sneed too?

So to be a contended for the California GOP nomination all you need is to have a vagina and have incinerated billions of dollars in a tech venture?

[tabatha]

13. It would be great if some creative person could do a similar counter

with her history with HP.

American jobs at HP before Carly ----- American jobs at HP after Carly

etc.

[NYC_SKP]

14. Fuck her Slick Shit.

Seriously, Fuck You Carly Shitass.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

15. Can you believe that this slut was the head of H.P?

Now you know why they tanked under her leadership. She hasn't got a clue and, oh by the way, the folks in Silicon Valley hate her guts.

[anigbrowl]

22. 'slut'? Nice. Keep it up.

[burning rain]

26. "Slut"? Where the devil did that come from?

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[IDemo]

18. "Californians have no god-given rights to jobs! Vote for me!!"

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

24. Fact: Her legal name is "Cara Sneed"

It just sounds like a cartoon villain, perhaps Cyril Sneer's female sidekick.

[anigbrowl]

25. In fairness, Fiorina is legal too - she took her 2nd husband's name

I like Cara better than Carly, which is apparently a short form of 'Carleton'. But then I use a short form of my own given name, so I can't say this alters my opinion about her.

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

28. she never legally changed her maiden name, for either husband

She has always been Cara Sneed.

[anigbrowl]

30. Well, what of it? And do you have a link?

I'm mildly intersted but I'm not sure why you think it's significant (or if you were just passing the time).

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

31. just an evil person with cartoonishly evil name

Somebody who worked for HP told me about it,

[anigbrowl]

36. If you say so

I don't find anything particularly evil-sounding about it.

[miyazaki]

37. Fiorina 161 was a planet infected with lice.

Also called 'Fury' 161. Saw it on Alien 3.
Ya i never tire of making this observation.

[kstewart33]

19. Wow. That's impressive.

It reads like a movie ad. Or a Scientology promo.

Hard to figure how it relates to a Senate campaign. Maybe that's the catch. Carly's bringing a hot, spicy new look and take to WDC!

[boppers]

20. Shows how much she knows about IT, and marketing.

Not surprising, given her history and track record.

[anigbrowl]

23. Man, I gotta run for office. You get to ask for donations without even offering anything.

Policies? Background information? Anything? Who gives a fuck, sign up and donate!

[AnnieBW]

29. Carly For Govenor!

She'll do for California what she did for HP!

Oh, wait... Ah-nuld already did that!

[Ikonoklast]

32. It's a fucked-up mess, just like everything she touches.

She has a perfect track record of FAIL.

[Liberal_in_LA]

34. It's different. I like the clean large black font on fire engine red.

[C_U_L8R]

35. Carlyphonia's copywriter needs their pencil broken

bad bad bad

[proud2BlibKansan]

39. Now that is bad

Looks like a website for a kid running for student council president.