Didn't school children bring gifts of jelly beans to Ronald Reagan?

[Trocadero]

[niyad]

1. I stopped eating jelly beans because of ronnie

[YOY]

2. I started eating broccoli because of bush I.

n.t.

[KansDem]

4. I stopped wiping my glasses off on other people's clothing because of bush II

[YOY]

7. WOW! Republicans really do have that influence that makes us better people!

n/t

[Joanne98]

3. YES This is teh stoopid again.

[librechik]

5. kids only taught to love and respect REAL presidents...

if you know what I mean

(BTW, this is disgusting! and no doubt racist!)

[scheming daemons]

6. I haven't had a pork rind since 1992... and it's not because they're fattening

...it's because Poppy Bush said he liked them.

[Lucy Goosey]

8. But that's fine, because he was a Republican.

And white.

[gratuitous]

9. George W. Bush also ordered kids to send him a dollar

Ostensibly to help kids in Afghanistan, but who really knows where that money went?

[deek]

10. +1

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