Flush the week with a Friday CAPTION of Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is saying: "You know what? Forget bailouts, I just figured out how to solve the whole crisis with one flick of the ol' pen. All you gotta do is privatize the mints! . . . Then they can print all the money they want to save the private sector . . . . Tell me if that's not brilliant or what!!! . . . Heck, it doesn't take a Nobel Prize in economics to figure out what's right in front of your face!"

[Chulanowa]

1. He appears to be in power save mode.

"Nuhhhhhhhh... "

[rurallib]

2. " I have figured out how to make a shitload of money

with no talent and little education. Just scare the white folk. It is so easy, I laugh myself to sleep every day."

[skip fox]

3. "And I'm proud to announce a new sponser to our program: National Afterlife Insurance

specializing in Rapture Insurance. . . . They're good as gold . . . A fine, upstanding American business. . . . You can take my word for that."

[HopeHoops]

4. "I always wanted to be a hair dresser"

"But I found out all I could do was boil rubber frogs."

[Motown_Johnny]

5. ....Or better yet.. let everyone print their own money. Why can't we see the obvious?