Let's say you saved the world from blowing up, and were thus granted the freedom to slap ONE person

[Bicoastal]

directly in the face, as hard as you wanted, without fear of consequences. Male, female, old, young, rich, poor, famous, unknown--the choice is yours. (After all, you saved the world from blowing up.)

Who would you wallop? Me, I'd sock it to Karl Rove--I can't think of anyone more deserving.

[Gabi Hayes]

1. God

it's all her fault, isn't it?

[bitchkitty]

2. Do you HAVE to punch them?

I can't hit very hard.

Can I just pants him, blindfold him, and shove him out of the car in a public place?

[Bicoastal]

3. A slap, then.

[bitchkitty]

17. Or throw a drink in their face.

I used to be a great drink-thrower!

[Taitertots]

28. Only if the car is driving really fast

Otherwise you need to get a pinch hitter or use brass knuckles.

[bitchkitty]

36. Physical wounds heal. I would want to inflict

maximum damage, and that means popping their mental beads.

Terminal embarrassment is the way to go.

[Taitertots]

37. I can't imagine anything much more embarrassing than

Getting dumped out of a fast moving car, naked, blindfolded, and on a busy intersection.

[bitchkitty]

39. You don't want to raise the compassion level

of passersby, who would rush to his aid. A very public place, and an embarrassing place.

Like the church parking lot, just when services are letting out. You could also juice things up with a quadruple dose of Ex-lax, but the timing would be critical, you don't want a mess in your car.

Or downtown, during rush hour. Or in front of a rowdy biker bar (that I'd like to see!)

[madokie]

4. What a strange thing to propose

[Bicoastal]

9. Tch--you guys are no fun.

[Sanity Claws]

5. I don't want to punch anyone

I don't want to feel that kind of intense rage that would be necessary for me to punch someone with any force.

[Poll_Blind]

6. Hmm...Oddly, I can't think of anyone I'd really want to punch. Put on trial, yes, oh definitely.

Hrm. Yeah, most of the evil people in the world you'd just make madder by punching them and they'd take it out on the people they're already abusing. Of course, it's possible to actually kill a person with a single punch but, then again, pretty much all the evil people I can think of, even if they dropped dead (for whatever reason) would just be replaced by another evil person from the power structure of evil they surround themselves with.

PB

[mitchum]

7. I would dig up Reagan's corpse and smack Cheney with the thigh bone

[Poll_Blind]

10. I'd like to animate the remainder of the corpse like the chickens in the Sledgehammer video.

Oh man. No astrologer could predict that fate.

PB

[FirstLight]

19. DUzy!

:rofl: best answwer so far on this thread!

[Arugula Latte]

8. I don't believe in violent acts.

Just kidding. I'd clock Glenn Beck so hard he'd cry even harder than he usually does.

[Me.]

11. If You Could Save The World

A BOO in the face would do the job.

[RKP5637]

12. Hard choice, Newt Gingrich or Karl Rove! Maybe 2 for 1?

[The_Commonist]

13. Richard Bruce Cheney

And I'd rather punch in the solar plexus than in the face.

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. Hey, if you can save the world...

... I'll take the punch.

But I think there are a lot of republicans who would rather see the world blow up, than get punched.

[old mark]

15. Oh, this is too violent - I can't stand to even imagine such a thing.

Well, maybe Rush, but I'd have to be able to hit him more than once.
Maybe Rove, but with the same caveat.
Cheney, too.
Glen Beck, but with a bat.
Pat Buchanan, also a bat.

There would be more, but I'm disgusted with all this violence.
Can't we just love everyone till the world gets better?
Oh, and Lindsay Graham, too....

markO8)

[Chemisse]

16. Either Bush or Cheney

Probably Bush because Cheney seems like he is surrounded with some Satanic aura that would singe me if my hand crossed into it.

So it would be Bush, and I would say, "You stupid twit. You KNEW you were not smart enough to be president, so this slap is for betraying our country by taking the job you weren't capable of doing."

[frogmarch]

18. Cheney or Rove

I can't decide which. There are many other repukes I'd like to slap, but those two are tops at the moment.

[Mrs. Overall]

20. Ronald Reagan--I think the policies he instituted have ultimately caused this f'ing

mess.

[bridgit]

21. Given the opportunity I'd slap this neo lap-dog long before that happens

[democrat2thecore]

22. I'm not into violence, but to play along - no question for me -- Dick Cheney -nt

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

23. Not a single person that I can think of.

[ZombieHorde]

24. The next person whose cellphone goes off in the movie theater we are both in.

Before or after the movie is OK, but during the movie is not OK.

[kestrel91316]

25. Dubya. Without question or hesitation.

[hfojvt]

26. Why would I pick that

instead of 'bringing back 8 tracks?'

[On the Road]

27. Now If I Were Mark Twain I Would Say:

"Every time I read Jane Austen, I want to dig her up and beat her over the head with her leg bone."

[pipi_k]

29. Wait a damned minute! I save the world...

and all I get to do is SLAP somebody?

Screw that shit, man.


I wanna kick ass.


then be appointed Queen of my own country.

[Creena]

30. John Yoo.

A slap that causes him to fall back and knock down the rest of the Bush Six. Like karmic dominoes.

[trueblue2007]

31. George Bush --- BOTH OF THEM. I'd slap the son the hardest

George bush stold the elections. He MURDERED millions of people in the immoral Iraqi War. George Bush should serve HARD TIME for the rest of his life in prison

[Taitertots]

32. I'm going to slap Oprah

Nothing worse than the oligarch overlords who make you think they care about you.

[TankLV]

33. Maybe we should combine this thread with the glenn beck one...!

[Juche]

34. Kim Jong Il

He needs it.

[BB1]

35. Bitch slappin' for Jezus.

I'd love to see him turn the other cheek.

[DailyGrind51]

38. Dick Cheney, and, I'd throw in a kick with a lead boot!

[Lagomorph]

40. My first girlfriend.

She did more to hurt me than any one else in my life.

[opihimoimoi]

41. Slap Bowling atb 40 paces. Bury with only his head having a little movement to avoid bowling balls

Bowling balls not heavier than 16 oz's and made of Basalt Rock...that would slap him silly

[Mad_Dem_X]

42. Darth Cheney or Glenn Beck. n/t

[Doremus]

43. Darth Cheney, with gusto.

[ThoughtCriminal]

44. What's wrong with you people?

Nobody has picked Ann Coulter?

[CTyankee]

47. Oh, no. A hard slap would just turn her into dust immediately.

Come to think about it, mebbe so...

[BOG PERSON]

45. I would slap Hitler

Take that, Adolf! :evilgrin:

[NoPasaran]

46. I wouldn't want to hit anybody

But I would have that Ahmadinejad screwball detained and given a decent shave.

[Incitatus]

48. The Shamwow guy

[XemaSab]

49. I'd like to slap that smug look off Condi's face

Really, of the entire BFEE she should know better.