ACORN Implicated in Reagan assassination attempt--

[Jackpine Radical]

also in Lincoln assassination, sinking of Lusitania, and the overthrow of the Czar.

[BlooInBloo]

1. Don't joke about that shit. DUers will believe you.

[cliffordu]

2. Yep.

You going to the glenn beckkerhead thingy today??

I was hoping someone from here would file a nice report.

[BlooInBloo]

4. Nah. Like pretty much every other day, I have no reason to go to Mt. Vernon.

Think I saw someone in another thread say they were going, however.

[cliffordu]

6. Sigh. It would have been

a great day for condoms full of poop......arcing against a blue sky to splatter on the abomination that is glenn Bekkkerhead.

[Truth2Tell]

9. I'm thinkin' about maybe heading up there.

I'll report back in full glory if I do.

:hi:

[cliffordu]

16. PLEASE DO!!!!!

:hi:

[Truthway]

17. acorn

what a terrible acronym

[cliffordu]

20. And....?

[BlooInBloo]

25. Dude - if you're gonna troll, at least get your money's worth before they kick you.

:rofl:

[NoPasaran]

29. Truthway

What a terrible name for someone not long for this forum.

[cliffordu]

30. truthway went thataway.....

[Jane Austin]

27. And Google Alerts will pick it up and send it to everyone who has

a news alert for "Acorn".

Personally, I think subject lines like the OP's are a bad idea.

[EFerrari]

3. ACORN stole Michael Jackson's other glove. Fox has it on tape!

[Bicoastal]

5. Didn't ACORN betray the Continental Army's secrets to the hated British?

Or was that Benedict somebody?

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Benedict Acorn, I think.

That was the traitor the group was named for, iirc.

[Turbineguy]

8. The Czar?

How could that be? Fox News told me he was a socialist.

[Jackpine Radical]

14. Socialist, Communist, what's the difference?

They're all a buncha fascists anyway.

[drm604]

10. They've also been implicated

in registering minorities to vote, and helping poor people. Those bastards!

[TahitiNut]

11. Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

:dunce:

[jimshoes]

19. Those bastards!

:)

[Truth2Tell]

12. Why are you deliberately leaving Vince Foster off the list?

What are you trying to hide?

[Mrs. Overall]

13. delete

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

15. They also poisoned Rocky The Flying Squirrel ...

[alfredo]

18. Acorn invented those plastic liners in cereal boxes.

[EFerrari]

21. Odd socks? That was ACORN.

[alfredo]

22. voice mail.

[TankLV]

23. So, what they're saying - is that they're INCOMPETANT, too?!!!

[madrchsod]

24. i read on the internets that they were in responsible for.....

THE CRUCIFICATION OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!

[Lagomorph]

26. Charles Manson founded ACORN

He is nuts.

[scarletwoman]

28. Dr. Scholls has these special adhesive pads.

So, when you have a corn, you might want to try one of those.

[Jackpine Radical]

32. OY.

Now that's a corny one.

[scarletwoman]

33. Shouldn't you be saying "Uff Da"?

What would Paul Bunion do?

:hide:
sw

[McCamy Taylor]

31. And they bought the nails used to put Jesus on that cross, too!