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Once upon a time in on a farm in Michigan there lived a little red hen who scratched about in the barnyard until she found a grain of wheat.
She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"
“Not I”, said the cow, “I got laid off yesterday from my temp service job and am going to be hitting the pavement looking for a job”
“Not I”, said the duck, “Last year I lost my job when Bose left to Mexico. I joined the Guard for some training and extra income and got notified last week that I will leave for Iraq on Monday. “
“Not I”, said the pig,” I work 39 hours a week at Wal-Mart for $5.15 an hour and if I am late for work they will fire me. My take home pay of $180/week isn’t much but I need every penny I can get to pay my rent which was just raised to $400. I would help after work but by the time I get my daughter out of daycare that the government subsidizes for big corporations so I can work for sub-standard wages I barely have time to study for my GED test I am taking next week”
“Not I”, said the goose, “There is no future scratching around in the dirt. I am going to work for Halliburton or Kellogg, Brown, Root. That is where the real money is being made. I hear they are hiring now to work in Syria this spring.”
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. And so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. One day a black ominous looking vehicle with tinted windows and “Monsanto Seed Police” on the door drove up. He accused Ms. Hen of growing patented wheat without purchasing grain from Monsanto. “I scratched this seed up with my own two feet”, protested the little red hen. “It doesn’t matter” growled the Monsanto seed police, “Under U.S. patent law, a farmer commits an offense even if they unknowingly plant Monsanto’s seeds without purchasing them from the company.” “This is unfair”, bristled the red hen, “I am going to complain to my representative in Congress.” “Go ahead”, laughed the burly Monsanto goon, “Monsanto has a budget of 10 million dollars and a staff of 75 devoted solely to investigating and prosecuting farmers. We also contribute millions of dollars every year to the campaigns of anyone running for office that will do our bidding. In the last several election cycles 90 percent of the money we contribute goes to Republicans. Your local government, state legislature, and all branches of the federal government are controlled by Republicans. See how far you get,” brayed the seed policeman
The next day the same black car returned. This time along with the Monsanto agent was a sheepish looking government agent, a slick looking politician and the local police. They pulled the wheat up for evidence and drove away leaving a dejected red hen in their dust
When the cow and the pig got home from work they invited the hungry hen over for dinner. While eating they discussed their old neighbors duck and goose. “I hear duck will be home soon from Walter Reed”, said cow. “Yeah, poor thing, I hear he lost his beak, wing, and one foot”, lamented pig. “It sure will be hard for him to find a job when he comes back” “Goose must be doing alright working with Halliburton,” remarked red hen, “Halliburton announced on Friday that its KBR division, responsible for carrying out Pentagon contracts, experienced a 284 percent increase in operating profits during the second quarter of this year. The increase in profits was primarily due to the Pentagon's payment of "award fees" for what military officials call "good" or "very good" work done by KBR in the Middle East for America's taxpayers and the troops. Despite the scandals that plague KBR's military contracts, the Pentagon awarded $70 million in "award" fees to the company, along with four ratings of "excellent" and two ratings of "very good" for the troop logistics work under the Army's LOGCAP contract. The Pentagon has provided preferential treatment to Halliburton on a number of occasions, including the concealment from the public of critical reports by military auditors.”
“Yeah”, sighed cow, “Vice President Cheney has done wonders for that company. It sure helps to know people in high places.” “This used to be a great country”, mourned little red hen, “but something has gone seriously wrong.”
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