Leave it to a child...

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GW Bush was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
W, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the President. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Bush thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know crap?"

[Berry Cool]

1. So much for engaging him in a discussion of biofuels. n/t

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2. LOL or any other pertinent subject. n/t

[meldroc]

3. Got another couple.

George W. Bush was driving down the road when he saw a restaurant with a sign advertising "Lobster tail and beer!"

Bush exclaimed "All right! Those are my three favorite things!"



You heard that the George W. Bush Presidential Library burned down?

They lost both books, and he'd only finished coloring one of them...

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4. LOL Heard the library one before. Hadn't heard the restaurant

sign, good one, thanks.