Radio Host's Birthday Cake Brings Out Southern California Fire Units

[Botany]

A.P. Hollywood Hills, California a fireman watches as Stephanie Miller's birthday cake burns after all the candles were lit.

A.P. Hollywood Hills, California September, 28 2009 A birthday celebration for liberal radio talk show host and CNN
persona non grata, Stephanie Miller, 64 turned bad today when all the candles were lit at once. Fire personal were able to
control the flames before any building on Ms. Miller's compound were damaged.

Firefighter Lt. Chuck Sierra said that setting that many candles a blaze at once carries with it a certain degree of risk.

Ms. Miller drank wine as the firefighters put out the fire and kept asking if "they wanted to come in her house for a shower
and a rub down." She also told her birthday guests that it was her party and she would damn well do what ever she wanted
to do.

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Please join me in wishing Stephanie Miller a happy birthday. i guarantee you she will see your postings.

:hi: Steph still love me?

[tabatha]

1. 64?

[Botany]

3. She might be older

:rofl:

[tabatha]

12. Yeah, right More like 46.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Yes, we'll still need her; yes, we'll still feed her...

[myrna minx]

2. Happy Birthday Momma.

:toast: Don't spend your whole social security check at the liquor barn.

[Fumesucker]

4. "Is someone signaling aliens in another galaxy?"

"Or is that your birthday cake?"

An Opus cartoon I saw once..

[jemsan]

6. Try 48!

She was born in 1961

[tabatha]

13. Pretty good for 48.

[JuniperLea]

25. Then how was she 12 in 69 when her father ran for vice prez? eom

[niceypoo]

40. Well, it is simple...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Miller">Stephanie Katherine Miller (born September 29, 1961)

[JuniperLea]

53. LOL!

So, she was three in all those pictures of her with her family during her father's campaign in 1964? Big girl! :rofl:

[bleever]

7. Happy Birthday, Steph! Can you bear my children?

Because frankly, they're getting on my nerves.



:hug:

[monmouth]

8. Steph and Rude Pundit were a hoot this a.m. Great show.. Happy

Birthday kiddo...

[Peregrine Took]

9. For my mother in law's 90th birthday I put 90 candles on the cake which set

off the fire alarm in the room we were using in her nursing home.

I meant to do a good thing but it turned into a mess. We managed to get it stop without the fire department being called in.

One candle from now on!

[Habibi]

10. Happy birthday, Momma!

Love your show!

[liberaltrucker]

11. Happy Birthday Steph!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Say :hi: to Randi for me.

[Berry Cool]

14. In a related story, Keith Olbermann used the occasion to reiterate

why he is not interested in Ms. Miller sexually.

"I mean, I've heard rumors that she's only 48, but give me a break--that's STILL too old for a silver-fox stud like me," said Olbermann, 50. "With my status as a liberal news god, my hefty contract with MSNBC and my distinguished older-man good looks, I have to beat the teenyboppers off with a stick. My girlfriends are like members of Menudo--you hit a certain age and you get kicked out of the band."

Miller, when Olbermann's words were repeated to her, burst into tears. "This is what I get for going to 30 Rock and decorating Keith's chair the way a high school cheerleader decorates the quarterback's locker before the homecoming game? With streamers and stickers and cutout hearts and a banner saying 'GO KEITH WE LOVE YOU!'? Well, he can just FORGET about MY support from now on! Hey, Olbermann--I may be old, but at least I didn't lose my bottle of Grecian Formula back in 2005! Take THAT! HA!!!"

...But seriously. From one "old lady born in '61" to another...Happy Birthday, Steph!

[librechik]

15. Happy birthday, sweetie--remember me?

You picked up my dinner after I accidentally dropped it at your feet while shaking your hand
at the Dem Convention last year--oops, sorry! Carrying too many items, as usual!

I love Libras--I married one and gave birth to a couple. No wonder I find you so simpatico.

[Bobbie Jo]

16. Happy Birthday Steph!

Luv Ya Bunches!! :party: :pals:

[mmonk]

17. Wha?

Happy Birthday Steph.

[corkhead]

19. Rush Limpballs and I have something in common

we both think she's a hottie, and submit your first pic as clear evidence, although she does look a little like my ex, but I won't go there...:party:

[mmonk]

20. Yes, it's weird to have anything in common with Limpballs

but what can one say? I guess there are some things he just can't lie about. So your ex...... whoops, you said you won't go there. OK.

:thumbsup:

:party:

[BadGimp]

18. I'd hit that...

oh yeah, yep



Happy Burrfday Steph, Stay Classy gurlfriend.

The Box Wine is on it's way.

[EFerrari]

21. Happy Birthday, Steph. You still owe me $20 for Caribou Barbie.

lol

:party:

[JuniperLea]

28. And I'm a witness!

It was a wonderful moment in time;)

[EFerrari]

37. People who write jokes never forget anything -- it's sort of a joke itself.

There are guys in San Francisco who still remember a cab ride they took with Robin where he stole their joke and didn't tip the driver. That's just how it works in the industry. lol

:)

[JuniperLea]

48. Yeah, I have a pal who is a comedy writer...

He has an old saying... it's not who you steal from, it's what you steal. Was it worth it?

:rofl:

[bleever]

54. Please remember that I was out front

in demanding that you get credit for that.

10%, please.

:)

[Festivito]

22. Ah, that explains the high winds today.

I only sing this for special people, so I've written it out here:

Oh, Happy Birthday,
Oh, Happy Birthday,
Pain and sorrow and despair,
People dying everywhere,
Oh, Happy Birthday,

Now another year has past,
And, we'll know it is your last,
Oh, Happy Birthday,
Oh, Happy Birthdaaaaaay

You're a dream babe, babe.

[PatGund]

39. *chuckle*

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise can not be far
Happy Birthday (grunt)
Happy Birthday (grunt)

See the women wail and weep
Slay them all but save the sheep
Happy Birthday (grunt)
Happy Birthday (grunt)

[roguevalley]

23. She is such a honey. Happy Birthday, sweetness!

[MrsCorleone]

24. Happy birthday, Steph! May your day be filled with lots of Franzia and firemen!

[JuniperLea]

26. Hoppy Birdie Two Ewe!

I love you, Momma! Have a Steph-tacular day! Pour a box of wine on a fireman... nuuuuuummmmmmmm...

[sasquatch]

27. Happy B-Day Stephanie

[nadinbrzezinski]

29. Happy birthday big momma

[lapfog_1]

30. Happy Birthday Steph!

Your show is the single best way for me to wake up every weekday!!!

[Ilsa]

31. Happy Birthday, Momma! You are so funny and smart and beautiful! nt

[Patsy Stone]

32. 64?

She doesn't look a day over 62!

Happy Birthday, Mama! :loveya:

[bleever]

56. Damn, I only have photoshops of me and Steph, and a stupid

restraining order.


Great pic!

[abelenkpe2]

33. Happy Birthday!

HOly Smokes! That is Stephanie Miller? She's gorgeous. Never knew. Love love love her show. Listen every morning during my tiny commute. Happy Birthday!

[ellenfl]

34. hippo birdy, stephanie!

you go, girl! i hope the mooks treated you right today. i'm having a glass of wine in your honor . . . ok, i'm having it because i do every night. :toast: sheesh

i listen to you every day at work and i can only say . . . you rock! :yourock:

ellen fl

[regnaD kciN]

35. Happy Birthday, Momma!

:party:

[ralps]

36. Happy Birthday Steph!!!!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :party: :party: :toast: :toast: < A Box of Wine!

[azmouse]

38. Happy Birthday Stephanie!

[NightWatcher]

41. are we taking bets on when she cracks open the boxed wine?

6A is a tad early unless she is carrying over from tonight's festivities.

(wants to make a "gets drunk and plays with her box" reference)

-signed, the Official South Georgia Militant Progressive

[dana_b]

42. Stephanie - you ARE a beautiful, bouncing baby boomer and

it's nothing to be ashamed of!! Happy Birthday!!

[LiberalinNC]

43. Happy Birthday Stephanie!

Thanks for all the laughs!

[spanone]

44. proof she's still HOT

[Liberal_in_LA]

45. Happy Bday Ms. Miller

[ezgoingrl]

46. Hapeeee Birthday!

[VenusRising]

47. Happy Birthday, Steph!!!!

:party::toast::loveya::fistbump:

[DKRC]

49. Happy Birthday Mama!

And many more!

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

50. You forgot your buddy....

Happy Birthday, Mama!!! :party::fistbump:

[bleever]

55. Nuttier than a

squirrel, sturdier than a rock.

(Say it fast.)

[RavensChick]

51. Happy Birthday, Mama!!

Have a great day and may you have many more! Love and Best wishes from your fans in Washington, DC and Baltimore!!!

:party: :toast: :yourock:

[Bill219]

52. Happy Birthday Steph... Love ya