What If Slain "Census Worker Bill Sparkman Was A Child Predator?"

[BlooInBloo]

Since DUers are oh-so keen on "waiting for all the evidence to come in", and declaring all theories equally valid, I'm sure this one should cause no-one any problems. Right?

Where I first heard it:
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/25535.html

(Has link to original asshole who is "waiting for all the evidence to come in".)

Now it's up on Kos as well:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9/28/787200/-Midday-Open-Thread

" So conservative bloggers are now publicly wondering if the murdered census worker was a child predator. Jesse Taylor summarizes the evidence:

1.) What if he was?
2.) Wouldn’t it be irresponsible not to theorize?

Amazing the depths these guys will sink to..."


The absurdities people will go through, just because people whine about bashing certain regions.

[LostInAnomie]

1. A lot of Duers would have been wishing he would have been able to flee to France...

... and making excuses for his child predation. Oh wait, that's only if he was a celebrity.

[BlooInBloo]

4. Heh. Nice tie-in.

[tularetom]

2. Well if he was an alien being from another solar system

it would be irresponsible to allow him to return there and let them know what we are doing here on earth.

Therefore killing him was a good idea and may have saved the earth.

[MNDemNY]

3. What if he were jesus-fuckin-christ???

[JuniperLea]

5. Naw... Jesus is going to come back as a brown, gay man...

With a pre-existing disease, a medical emergency, and no insurance... it's a test for his so-called followers to see how they treat him.

[cliffordu]

6. Yeah!!! What if he was really Jaysus, sent here to bring about the Rapture, and when

God was sidetracked with the Roman Polansky thingy, "Christians" crucified him???

(Again??))

THEN WHAT???

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

8. Clearly we can't say anything about any theory until all the evidence is in.

[LuvNewcastle]

7. Some people have no character.

Low-lifes.:mad:

[CocoaBeachCoco]

9. Glory, what kind of low-life would propel that rumor?

[BlooInBloo]

10. (shrug) People who opportunistically take advantage of those who are so-solemnly...

"waiting for all the evidence to come in".

It was perfectly predictable, of course.