What is your alternative name for Sarah Palin's memoir?

[Wetzelbill]

Palin's memoir is called "Going Rogue" which is so You betcha Mavericky of her. Blogger Shannyn Moore said in a Facebook post that she could think of a few other names for it. As I am sure we all could.

I'll start:

The Moose Is Loose

[ShortnFiery]

1. Who cares? Really. Who cares? eom

[Wetzelbill]

9. if we can't laugh at the idea

of somebody who can't put together a coherent sentence writing a memoir than what can we do? :)

[JuniperLea]

22. Then don't look...

And don't force your angst on the rest of us who get a kick out of this...

FCOL

:eyes:

[Democracyinkind]

33. That would be a telling title though. n/t

[JuniperLea]

51. It would!

Well done;)

[PA Democrat]

2. "And Also"

[lillypaddle]

32. Hey!

That was my idea! You beat me to it! :)

[donco6]

3. Going Bananas.

A tribute to Clint Eastwood and Chimpanzees.

[Confusious]

4. "In addition too"

[Wetzelbill]

5. From a Moore poster: "Pitbullshit"

lol

[flvegan]

6. Politics For Dummies: How NOT To Do It

[DainBramaged]

7. Toilet Paper, or, It Ain't Soft, but It Will Do............

[Mugweed]

8. Moran Rouge

enough said

[Beer on a stick]

10. "I, Moron"

[stuball111]

11. How bout...

PALIN: How I boosted SNL ratings and went on to screw people by writing this stupid book that only idiots would buy, but make me rich.

[Wetzelbill]

16. I have to wonder about the market demographic for this book

How do you market a book to people who can't read, don't read or have a suspicion of reading in the first place? That seemed to be Joe The Plumber's problem too. And I am being mostly serious, I saw a teabagger rally where people were yelling to burn books because, well I guess learning is a liberal thing.

[stuball111]

27. Funny how...

Burning books is often related to Nazi germany... and they call US nazis? They are such sheep that they'll buy it, even though they can't read, and place it on the coffee table to impress their RW friends .... no need to read it... we know whats in it...

[MrModerate]

12. I don't think you can improve on "Caribou Barbie" n/t

[Wetzelbill]

13. I see a big Palin fan unrec'd me

[spanone]

37. happens on every palin post...like clockwork

[Wetzelbill]

48. It's good to see some DUers supporting her though

:)

[polichick]

14. XXOO, From America's Latest Lying Liar

[Arugula Latte]

15. A Tale Told By An Idiot Full of Sound and Fury Signifying Nothing: The Sarah Palin Story

[guitar man]

17. hehe

"This Is Hard, I Quit!!"

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

21. Remember the "Math is Hard!" Barbie flap?

?w=400&h=212

I'm envisioning a Caribou Barbie version who says "Governoring Is Hard! So I Quit To Make More Money!"

[deminks]

18. "In What Respect, Charlie?"

This twit can't put two meaningful sentences together. Who wrote this book for her?

[Wetzelbill]

25. haha

That one is my favorite so far.

[PSzymeczek]

43. You stole mine!! n/t

[underpants]

54. "DRILL HERE! DRILL NOW!"

I post this here because that one phrase made her a complete joke and sewed up the election

[cliffordu]

19. A quitter's guide to political success.

[johnnie]

20. "Quit this book"

[rd_kent]

23. The Liars Chronicles

[Wetzelbill]

24. Sarah Strangelove: How I Learned To Be Mavericky and Oh Well, Gosh, You Betcha nt

[gateley]

26. Going commando. nt

[Wetzelbill]

28. I think it should be about half a book

With like 200 blank pages where she just quit writing halfway through it.

[OregonBlue]

29. According to Webster's The title is perfectly accurate -a dishonest or worthless person

Webster's Dictionary definition of rogue:

1: vagrant, tramp 2: a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel 3: a mischievous person : scamp 4: a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave 5: an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. I Can See Stupid From My House

Dull, Baby, Dull

Miss Confusedreality

[Arugula Latte]

31. "Winkin', Rinkin', and Todd: From Snow Machines to Snow Jobs"

[izzybeans]

34. See Spot Run

[merh]

35. "In what regards, Charlie"

subtitle: Lipstick on a pig, you betcha

[spanone]

36. 'moosemoirs'

[Avalux]

38. "Lying Made Easy: A Political Grifter's Tale"

And there's no way Miss Run-On Sentence wrote a 400 page book. :eyes:

[mitchum]

39. Hey Rube

[sakabatou]

40. She'll probably quit before she finishes it.

[lpbk2713]

41. "The Wasilla Hillbillies Strike Gold"

... and the gullible RWers foot the bill. :rofl:

[slackmaster]

42. I call it "Who cares?" for a K&U

:kick:

[Wetzelbill]

46. I call it "No Sense Of Humor" for a next time just stay off the thread instead of being an ass nt

[Jack Rabbit]

44. On a Clear Day, You Can See Russia

[Juche]

45. "In the land of the blind, the one eyed woman is queen"

She is queen idiot.

[Juche]

47. What, me legislate?

[Initech]

49. Moose Crap: A Love Story

[MisterP]

50. I read "alternative name for Sarah Palin's MEMBER" *shudder* n/t

[NC_Nurse]

52. Sarah Palin: The Horse-Hockey Mom

[dmr]

53. Icy Veins, Frigid Heart or Death Panel Palin

[Union Yes]

55. How to use Government to get a free $550K home!

The book cover features Sarah wearing a suit covered with question marks.

[Wetzelbill]

58. great book cover lol

ala Matthew Lesko.

[foxfeet]

56. "Fancy Pageant Walking Toward Gomorrah."

[derby378]

57. Password: POPCORN - Safeword: MOOSE CHUNKS

:evilgrin:

[icnorth]

59. Moose Patties For Dummies n/t

[robo50]

60. The biggest, most embarrassing Vice Presidential Campaign in US History.

OR

Lipstick soccer mom screws the world: Lurid details!

That's all we ever need to know.

[Posteritatis]

61. "Arboricide." (nt)

[treestar]

62. Shopping on a Budget - How to Get the Republican Party to Pay for

a New and Fancy Schmancy Wardrobe all your own!

[gleaner]

63. I think ....

Cottenelle four pack, scented, with extra sheets. Definitely for the bathroom and performing a useful service while I'm reading a good book in there and not her drivel.

[moondust]

64. "Lipstick on a Pig: Sarah's Story"

[tabbycat31]

65. I can see Russia from my house-- how to lose credibility in politics

[IDemo]

66. Going, going, gone

[BlooInBloo]

67. "Stupid, Like Me".

[Generic Brad]

68. "Profiles in Quitting"

Sounds inspirational, eh?

[Canuckistanian]

69. Ghost written by "Hugh Betcha"

:rofl:

[Cleita]

70. Muck Luck.

Alaskans will understand.

[Arugula Latte]

76. Hey, that's clever!

:thumbsup:

[Cleita]

77. Thanks!

It's not often that I am.

[704wipes]

78. students of John Hiatt's lyrics understand too

nt

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

71. The Blatherings Of The Wasilla Chillbilly Grifter

[ismnotwasm]

72. Ego Rouging

Courtesy of the Internet Anagram Server

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

The runner ups are Gouge Groin and Rouge going

[harvey007]

73. Wasilla Whack-Job: A True Story

:think:

[Warren DeMontague]

74. "Shit Floats" nt

[harvey007]

75. I'm A Dingbat, You're Not

or....

A Tale of Two Titties



:toast:

[VOX]

79. "Not a Competitive, Um, Scary Thing" n/t

[Blue_In_AK]

80. Going Rogue? Sarah Palin has no shame.

This is a good read. Sarah is giving Alaska the middle finger with her book title.

http://divasblueoasis.com/diary/864/going-rogue-sarah-palin-has-no-shame

When I heard the name of Sarah Palin's book, it was obvious to every Alaskan who lived through Troopergate that this is her way of giving us all the finger.

Mudflats posted a piece over on Huffington Post about the origins of the word rogue.

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[704wipes]

81. 'White Out'

nt

[EndersDame]

82. Charmin

[NYMountaineer]

83. To give an edge of real literary sophistication...

It'll be written in the style of a darkly humorous, sardonic, wry, rub-society's-nose-in-its-own-shit style of a Dostoevsky novel. Except it'll be Sarah Palin rubbing society's nose in her own shit, and have no real redeeming artful qualities.

Title: Ya mogu videt ot moego doma v Rossii dom Sarahi Palini, potomu chto ya Dostoesky, znaete?

(I can see Sarah Palin's house from my house in Russia, because I'm Dostoevsky, ya know?)

[Wetzelbill]

85. lol great one

[rebel with a cause]

84. The Mavericks threatened to sue me for using their name:

So now I am rogue. Hope the X-men don't find out.