Man accused of pulling out own teeth with pliers to spook friend...

[SidDithers]

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/09/lakehurst_man_accused_of_pulli.html

LAKEHURST -- A Lakehurst man who pulled out his own teeth with pliers and sprayed blood all over his friend's home in an attempt to scare her was arrested after he allegedly broke several items in the apartment when she contacted authorities, according to a report in the Asbury Park Press.

All I can say it: :wow:

Sid

[Iggo]

1. NOW is she convinced that he loves her?

Jeez. Women!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

2. You mean the meth didn't cause them to fall out anyway?

What the fuck indeed.

[Curtland1015]

3. "I found his threats rather toothless", says woman.

:hide:

[SidDithers]

4. His bark was worse than his bite?...

This could get ugly :)

Sid

[MineralMan]

5. It's a Joisey thing...you wouldn't understand...

[SidDithers]

7. I thought the Joisey thing was for Big Pussy and Paulie Walnuts...

to pull out someone else's teeth :)

Sid

[Maru Kitteh]

6. Well it would scare the shit out of me! But I must ask . . . "friend?"

I've had lots of friends.

I've been a friend to many people.

None of us have felt so passionately about anything that we were moved to remove anyone's teeth with a pair of pliers.

I don't think this man is her friend.

[berni_mccoy]

8. only response I can think of: OMGWTFFFS!

[panader0]

9. I've seen that with a coupla my friends

They couldn't afford the dentist and couldn't take the pain anymore.

[JonQ]

10. I'm going to go out on a limb here

and say drugs/alcohol may have been a factor.

[rucky]

11. A crime with a built-in punishment.

efficient.

[peekaloo]

12. She luffs me, she luffs me not, see lubbs me, see lubbs me not

eee ums eee, ee ums ee ah

[Hassin Bin Sober]

13. Baby talk, baby talk. It's a wonder you can walk!

[enid602]

14. toofless

SAY it, don´t SPRAY it!