ABU Appeals Washington for Arbitration with NASA Officials

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

ABU Appeals Washington for Arbitration with NASA Officials
AP, Washington DC, 07:30PM ET
October 08, 2009

The American Bovine Union called for an immediate cease and desist of actions being taken by NASA which grossly jeopardize union members working in aerial travel. NASA, in a first-of-its-kind mission, are searching for water by analyzing dust and debris thrown from the lunar surface. Union lobbyists on Capitol Hill claim that blowing up the moon may cause unnecessary unemployment for cows involved in the long standing tradition of jumping over the moon. Union leaders say if NASA follows through with proposed plans, California Cows will be forced to become unhappy. ABU is heartily reminding the American citizens that good milk comes from happy cows and happy cows come from California, an already recession stricken state already riddled with unemployment. The State of California representatives have no official press release regarding these most recent proposals by the ABU's California Cows. California dairy farmers are expected to team up with ABU to seek a joint resolution in stopping NASA's actions. In the meanwhile, pessimistic light-footed heifers from the aerial travel divisions seeking fallback jobs are looking towards leaping skyscrapers in a single bound. However Warner Brothers' is claiming they, "have beef with ABU members encroaching on the longtime copyrighted actions of The Man of Steel" and urges the ABU to "find greener pastures". Lawyers are already filing motions to claim copyright infringement should the Cows try to bull their way into that sector.

In response to ABU concerns, NASA's JPL director Charles Elachi claimed their actions are, "udderly ridiculous" and "the deal is done; there's no use in crying over spilled milk." In regard to NASA's actions, Mother Nature could not be directly reached for input concerning new plans for regulating feminine cycles. Evidently, Mother Nature did release a comment saying she is working on installing an equatorial central air conditioning unit should G20 climate discussions continue to flounder. However she assures Americans that woman's issues continue to be a high priority.

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1. Funny!

:rofl:

[damntexdem]

2. But there's no problem: NASA is bombing near the south pole of the moon -- the bottom.

By contrast, the cows jump over the moon -- the top. So there will be no conflict.

;-)