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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:26 AM
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This will be my Christmas card this year:

http://imgbit.com/i44

Sending it to all my fundie relatives.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:29 AM
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1. So, causing your realtives heads to explode is fun?
Edited on Wed Oct-14-09 07:30 AM by xultar
Buhwawawawawa....Count me in.

Are you printing those yourself or do I need to buy them somewhere? Maybe we can get them in the DU store.

I'll take a dozen. My family is pretty liberal maybe I'll get a couple of dozen for them to send to their fundie friends.
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:34 AM
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4. I just found the image.
Edited on Wed Oct-14-09 07:36 AM by Are_grits_groceries
I'm going to have to upload it to "Photobucket" and probably resize it. Then I'll have to get some blank cards.

It will be worth the hassle.

Here's the code for the image (make it jpg at the end): http://imgbit.com/images/731f8e7f451241153314.jp

There are a ton of funny pics with comments at this site.
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:31 AM
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2. That's toooo funny
:rofl: :rofl:
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shireen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:34 AM
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3. totally BRILLIANT!!!
:evilgrin:
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:36 AM
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5. Beats the hell out of my card
if you pardon the expression



:evilgrin:
rocktivity
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Ms. Toad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 08:32 AM
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12. cow pies?
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 09:09 AM
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17. Yep--it reminded me of a christmas tree
so I photoshopped in the decorations!


rocktivity
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:38 AM
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6. heeelarious - thanks for that
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:38 AM
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7. Too funny!
:rofl:
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:40 AM
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8. For the win! You've officially been made a General in the War on Christmas.
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:41 AM
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10. My promotion! At last! nt
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shireen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:41 AM
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9. K& R!!! loved it so much i posted this link on my facebook
Edited on Wed Oct-14-09 07:42 AM by shireen
:rofl:
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:45 AM
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11. If I had the money,
I'd rent a billboard for Xmas.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 08:46 AM
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13. ....
:spray:
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 08:49 AM
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14. Oh, burn.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 08:52 AM
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15. It would be funnier if Joseph WAS the farmer, because then Jesus couldn't be the son of god. n/t
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midnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 08:53 AM
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16. Wow.... This is the best teaching moment about all things Christians.
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 10:10 AM
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18. I love some teachable moments. nt
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 10:46 AM
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19. Cherry Tree Carol
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 10:47 AM
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20. Bwahahahahahaha!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Morrisons Ghost Donating Member (324 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 11:44 AM
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21. So I assume
You dislike your "fundie" relatives for some reason? I don't think I would bother if I disliked them to that extent.
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ChoppinBroccoli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 01:50 PM
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22. I Posted This On Another Forum, And Got This Response
One of the more knuckle-dragging Right-wing mouth breathers on a site I frequent posted this within minutes of me posting the pic: "Although I'm sure you meant this as a blasphemous shot against Christians, it is actually correct. Jesus is the Son of God."

Honestly, I don't see what could be considered blasphemous about it. Any Christian would tell you it's true. Joseph WASN'T Jesus' father. So why are they so offended by this? I think a lot of them are just looking for something to be offended by. I love a good jab at the fundies as much as the next guy, but I didn't think this really was in that vein. I just thought it was funny.

Here's what I posted in response: "If I walked up to any Average Joe Christian on the street and said, "You know............Joseph wasn't Jesus' father," how many would calmly respond, "Yeah, I know," with a "Thank you, Captain Obvious" look on their faces, and how many would point an accusatory finger at me and shriek, "BLASPHEMER!!!" I think only the people who could be filed under the "bat-shit crazy" column would respond in the latter manner."
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