Whale penis leather interior.

[Pab Sungenis]

For when a simple SUV doesn't say "screw you, environment" enough....



http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather

$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

[Blue_Tires]

1. that's the Russian gangster / Arab oil baron special...

even the average NBA superstar thinks it is too gaudy

[seabeyond]

2. a bunch of men sittin on penis's. i mean.... nt

[northzax]

3. nothing says classy like a Russian Gangster nt

[SKKY]

4. Finally, a truck/SUV where "Truck Nutz" would be appropriate...

[vadawg]

5. rofl, i would like it in mossy oak, would be interesting to drive a russian made vehicle again

gotta love the ole eastern block cars for shits and giggles...

[Soylent Brice]

17. LMAO

[EOTE]

20. Only if they were made with real bull scrotum/testicle.

It would be far too gauche if made with rubber.

[damntexdem]

22. No, the rubber is just for safe driving.

;-)

[Beetwasher]

6. Just Don't Rub The Seats Too Much

Or you'll have a real big mess on your hands.

[Gwendolyn]

7. Blue whales have 8 foot penises. Just one would upholster a lot of seat. n/t

[Bobbie Jo]

13. Wut? I had to read that twice.

:wow:

[Nye Bevan]

8. They needed four skin divers to catch the whales for this (nt)

[SKKY]

9. You owe me $179.00 for a new monitor...

...I just sprayed green tea all over mine! :rofl:

[Richard D]

10. DUZY Potential

nm

[Cirque du So-What]

11. Rub the seatcovers

and the vehicle expands to the size of a city bus.

[sinkingfeeling]

12. There'll be about 4 dozen of those on their way to the USA.

[Angry Dragon]

14. He wants one real bad

Rush Limbaugh has already put his order in

[flvegan]

15. Because the Lamborghini LM002 wasn't stupid/ugly enough.

[4lbs]

19. Ah yes, that. Zero to sixty in ten gallons flat! (n/t)

.

[Warren DeMontague]

23. Whale Penis.... sounds more like a "Limbaughini"

[DCKit]

16. And all you need is a little tickle to make it go. n/t

[juno jones]

18. Great car

For driving out of your gated enclave into the urban rubble of collapsed civiliztion after the fall.

You can be Mad Max and drive in whale penis comfort.

[damntexdem]

21. The only way someone could get it up?

Does the SUV come with a giant protective condom for bad weather?