LOL! The Amazon top review of "Going Rogue" (five stars) is really a joke on Palin

[Happyhippychick]

This is a five star review and it's the top one:

By Gen. JC Christian, patriot
There are many kinds of truth. There are truths based on facts, truths based on faith, and truths based on something that sounds as if it should be true (truthiness). Then there's the kind of truth we find in Sarah's book: stories and concepts that become truths simply because she states them. She's a lot like our Lord and Savior, Glen Beck, in that respect.

Sometimes, she states truths that would be considered ludicrous if uttered by someone else. Her claim that the McCain campaign forced her to spend $150,000 in RNC funds to dress her family in designer clothes is one example of that. Although it might be easier to believe that she acted like a trailer park Zsa Zsa who'd found a credit card left behind at a possum feed, she blames McCain staffers. That's good enough for us, because we have faith; we want to believe her truths.

But the book isn't perfect. As much as I enjoyed the few short paragraphs in which Mrs Palin laid out her policy objectives, she could have condensed it all into one sentence: "I'm going to grab an Oxo Good Grips Stainless Serving Spatula and go all mavericky on your non-white, non-Christian and non-heterosexual butts."

The book also fails to expose Mrs. Palin's intellectual brilliance and keen grasp of foreign policy issues. Why wasn't the text of her recent speech in Hong Kong included? Although it remains secret, it's rumored that she viciously rebuked the Vietcong king for his assault on the Empire State Building. That's a speech we've been waiting for nearly 75 years to hear. It's big news and should have been included.

As you read other reviews of this book, please remember that Mrs. Palin has many enemies who are eager to pan her work. The Palin family's most potent nemesis, Levi's johnston, is no dpubt fully erect and ready to spew globs of misfortune upon them for a third time. And reason-adoring intellectuals are certain to point out that an interview on Good Morning Topeka doesn't qualify as a policy summit in the Far East.

But a few bad reviews won't stop her. She's seen much worse from her kitchen window. It can't be pleasant to gaze upon Antichristograd every morning as you brew your coffee.

My review isn't complete, but I think I'll quit anyway, because writing reviews, like governing, is just too darned hard to finish.

[SpiralHawk]

1. LOL

Too true, too funny.

[Ian David]

2. The General writes the best reviews! n/t

[Blue-Jay]

3. HA!

[Mz Pip]

4. That is hysterical

...trailer park Zsa Zsa who's found a credit lard left behind at a possum feed.

Ouch. But perfect.

Damn, I think I'm in love with whoever wrote that. :loveya:

[rosesaylavee]

9. It's our buddy Jesus General

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/

[barbtries]

5. even his name's funny

:rofl:

that was good. i guess i better stroll on over there to recommend this review.

[TPaine7]

6. Classic! N/T

[theophilus]

7. Sounds like Colbert to me. n/t

[blogslut]

15. I love Stephen Colbert

But General J.C. Christian has been maintaining this manly, righteous, naked-wrestling character for going on six years. I'm not saying Colbert stole the General's act. I'm saying that both men are extremely talented satirists.

[Towlie]

8. Very funny review, but it doesn't appear anywhere on Amazon.com as claimed.

[HarveyDarkey]

11. It's there, the first one

[barbtries]

12. yes it does, that's where i found it

try this

http://www.amazon.com/review/R35WSCBIWF503D/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0061939897&nodeID=#wasThisHelpful

[Happyhippychick]

13. It is the very first one on the left hand side, it's there I promise.

[barbtries]

10. this guy is so funny

from his blog http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/:
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving from Sarah


We just finished a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner with family in Washington State. It's strange being in a foreign country on such a very American holiday, but we made the best of it by setting the table with familiar fare. There is nothing more delicious than a baby seal you've clubbed yourself, and the wolf liver sorbet was better than ever. Todd's so happy, he doesn't even mind peeing indoors. I'm thankful for that.

I'm thankful for a great many things on this day.

I'm thankful the General allowed me to post on his blog.

I'm thankful I've finally seen Levi's wang and that my likeness is not tattooed upon it.

I'm thankful that at least 27% of Americans will believe anything.

I'm thankful I rank in the 28th percentile for intelligence.

I'm thankful I have Bristol to raise my baby, Trig.

I'm thankful Trig doesn't look like Todd's business partner.

I'm thankful that Sen. John McCain never admits to making mistakes.

I'm thankful my ghost writer never learned the joys of quitting.

I'm thankful no one told Todd about Viagra.

I'm thankful I can quit being thankful now.

[blogslut]

14. I knew it was the General before I clicked the thread

His satire is wicked subtle.

[Quantess]

16. Too bad most RWers don't understand sarcasm or irony.

[Happyhippychick]

17. I know, that makes it doubly delicious.

[Turborama]

18. King Cong!

:rofl:

Excellent find! Thanks for sharing.

[Brother Buzz]

19. Caution: Pack a lunch if you venture into the comments section

Damn good stuff. There's a handful of idiots that keep popping up like Whack-A-Mole. Entertaining.
:rofl:

[Auggie]

20. That's really funny

[guruoo]

21. "We read this book in my bible study group."

By Lil Dominay (Kansas)
"One of the greatest Americans ever to live. We read this book in my bible study group. People may dispute her poor
qualifications, her lack of intelligence and poor articulation. But what no one can dispute is her strong and stubborn
commitment to her Christian faith, and that's all that matters. We will vote for your re-election in 2016, Sarah!
Everyone who opposes you is a Moslem, baby killer, homosexual or communist!"

[thereismore]

23. Onward Christian Soldiers. nt

[librechik]

22. Palin's doing a book signing at a tire store today

Snow Princess in her natural habitat among the studded snow tires.

[D23MIURG23]

24. True Brilliance.