joeybee12
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Tue Dec-01-09 12:22 PM
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Zombie Reagan Raised from the Grave to Lead GOP |
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/zombie_reagan_raised_from_graveRepublicans say they have found their fresh new face in the corpse of Ronald Reagan, recently back from the dead....
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NJmaverick
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Tue Dec-01-09 12:33 PM
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1. I thought he failed the purity test |
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Tue Dec-01-09 12:42 PM
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2. He rolled a 20 on the save, though. :( nt |
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Tue Dec-01-09 12:47 PM
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3. "Serious" question, though: |
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How does one kill a zombie? Remove the head; destroy the brain, right?
So, what with his Alzheimer's, would Reagan's brain even possess a zombie-supportable brain, or would it already be rendered "destroyed"?
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joeybee12
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Tue Dec-01-09 12:48 PM
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4. You spelled series wrong...HUGH mistake... |
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...On The Simpsons they just shot them all...not sure how scientifically accurate that is, though.
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Tue Dec-01-09 12:57 PM
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Isn't that what you're supposed to do when you misspell on purpose?
Oh, wait... it's supposed to be . My bad. ;)
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Tue Dec-01-09 01:36 PM
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6. I think you put it like this...[sick]...and now I have to put... |
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Edited on Tue Dec-01-09 01:49 PM by joeybee12
since I did that wrong...
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