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lwcon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-01-09 02:43 PM
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Funniest black humor I've read in a while
http://fafblog.blogspot.com/2009/12/victory-science.html

Let us never forget just what's at stake in the war in Afghanistan: nothing less than the success of the war in Afghanistan. This war may be a mistake, a blood-soaked blunder, an unholy charnel house mindlessly consuming the bodies and souls of untold thousands, an open sore on the pockmarked face of history and an abomination before the sight of God and men, but it is first and foremost a war, and wars must be won. If the United States doesn't win this war, then will it not lose it? And if the United States loses this war, then won't the Unites States have lost it? And if the United States has lost this war, will that not then make the United States a kind of thing that loses wars? And then where would we be?

And just as America can't afford to abandon this war, surely it can't afford to abandon the Afghan people, who without the American military would be left to the savage whims of their hated enemy, the Afghan people. Indeed, it remains America's solemn duty as the leader of the free world to bring freedom and security to the Afghan people by hunting down and eliminating the Afghan people. Nor can America forget its own national security, and the dire threat posed by the Afghan people to our war against the Afghan people.


Read the whole thing, and please K&R if you want more DUers to read the linked post.
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kristopher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-01-09 02:45 PM
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1. K&R for humanity
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-01-09 02:50 PM
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2. K&R
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-01-09 03:55 PM
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3. Would be hilarious....
...if it wasn't absolutely TRUE.

Can't wait to hear how Obama spins this.
He sure is good at speechifying.

K&R
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 07:07 AM
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4. K&R for Wednesday morning (n/t)
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 07:09 AM
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5. So funny..
.... it literally hurts.
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