Dirty Laundry (ode to Tiger Williams and the White House Dinner crashers)

[DainBramaged]

"I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something i can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, i coulda been an actor, but i wound up here
I just have to look good, i don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It's interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do "the innuendo"
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

[Thickasabrick]

1. I love that song - you made me fire up my itunes. nt

[DainBramaged]

2. Me to so appropriate today (in spite of the unrec!)

[Thickasabrick]

4. I just cancelled their un-rec. Why would people unrec a really good tune? nt

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. Who is Tiger Williams?? n/t

[panAmerican]

5. LOL, how appropriate!

[DainBramaged]

7. You bet, hit me after reading all the headlines today..

[sharp_stick]

6. This Tiger Williams?

Damn I hated his ugly mug. I was a habs fan growing up and he played for the stinkin leafs.



on edit: I know what you meant but I thought Dave "Tiger" Williams during his prime fit the profile as well.