Sarah Palin Strikes New Ground as Keynote Speaker at International Bowling Expo 2010

[DainBramaged]

(You can't make this stuff up)

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The Bowling Proprietors' Association of America (BPAA), the bowling industry's leading trade association, announced today that the bowling industry rolled a strike, securing Sarah Palin as the keynote speaker at this summer's International Bowl Expo 2010.

"Sarah Palin is a great friend to the bowling industry and we're so proud and honored to welcome her as our keynote speaker at International Bowl Expo 2010," said Steven Johnson, executive director of the BPAA. "Regardless of your political affiliation, Ms. Palin is a force in American politics and culture. Her presence underscores the impact and importance of bowling, one of our country's leading national pastimes and a growing $10 billion industry."

The International Bowl Expo 2010 is to be held from June 27 to July 1 at the Las Vegas Hilton and Las Vegas Convention Center. Ms. Palin's keynote speech is to take place during the general session on the morning of June 30 at the Las Vegas Hilton.

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In Alaska, her top priorities included fiscal restraint, limiting the size of government, resource development, education, equitable oil valuation as well as transportation and infrastructure development. Palin fought for ethics reform and transparency in government.

Palin has a long record of achievement and experience in public office. Prior to her election as Governor, Palin served two terms on the Wasilla City Council and two terms as the mayor of Wasilla. During her tenure, she reduced property tax levels while increasing services and made Wasilla a business-friendly environment, drawing in new industry.

Under her leadership as Governor, Alaska invested $5 billion in state savings, overhauled education funding and protected Alaska's natural resources. She created Alaska's Petroleum Systems Integrity Office to provide oversight and maintenance of oil and gas equipment, facilities and infrastructure and the Climate Change Subcabinet to prepare a climate change strategy for Alaska.

During Governor Palin's first year in office, three of her administration's major proposed pieces of legislation passed included an overhaul of the state's ethics laws, a competitive process to construct a natural gas pipeline and a restructuring of Alaska's oil valuation formula.

http://www.marketwire.com/press-release/Bowling-Proprietors%27-Association-Of-America-1084651.html


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[Chemisse]

1. Ooo - quite a political stepping stone for her!

She really must not have many offers if this is all she can get.

[DainBramaged]

2. She won't show up, they forgot to include in her bullshit Bio

SHE IS A QUITTER

[annabanana]

3. HA! (I just assumed from the thread title that this was The Onion!)

Reality is sometimes MUCH funnier than satire...

[mwb970]

4. Me too.

But it's real! Now we can start calling Sarah "Gutterball".

[DainBramaged]

5. Palin has a long record of achievement and experience in public office

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Raschel]

6. Egads, you'd think they'd want to stay away from the stereotypical bowler image. Big hair, dangling

earrings...

[Bitwit1234]

7. If she is bowling a lousy game

would she take her bowling ball and go home..probably.

[lpbk2713]

8. I hear there's a new car wash opening down the street.

Yup, Failin will be there for the ribbon cutting. :eyes:

And Dennis Miller will be the Master of Ceremonies.

A great time should be had by all.




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[peekaloo]

9. Walter Sobchaks's buddies did not die face down in the muck in 'Nam

so this fucking strumpet...no this fucking media whore could waltz around.....my point here Dude is....OVER THE LINE!

[HopeHoops]

10. That reminds me of a line from the movie "Arthur"

Toward the end of the scene where Arthur meets Linda, Hodgeson says something like "Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature."

[KamaAina]

11. Calling Michael Moore...

"Bowling for Wasilla", coming soon to your local 'plex! :rofl:

[no limit]

12. Bowling Expo today presidency tomorrow

atleast I think thats how it works.

[jmondine]

13. So, what happens when she quits after the fifth frame?

[DainBramaged]

14. Yup, or before she gets her shoes......

[Libertas1776]

15. That is such an insult...

to the venerable athletic institution that is bowling.

[ecstatic]

16. I almost want to boycott bowling now

Why would they hurt themselves by putting someone so divisive up as the speaker? I bet she'll attack Obama's bowling record too!

[Initech]

17. OVER THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!

[jfkraus]

18. Quitterella Goes Bowling!

Is she finally sinking?

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. Is she a bowler too?

Can't make this stuff up.

[DainBramaged]

23. The sparkling silk purse from a sows ear bio did me in

amazingh bs from these people. SHE IS A QUITTER, and did her state WRONG.

[WI_DEM]

20. this is the first thing to make me laugh all day!

[Sheepshank]

21. They must have excess money to burn.

I hear Palin charges 6 figures. Lot of good could have been done with that chunk of change rather than lining her slimy pockets.

[Born_A_Truman]

22. Spare me!!