Did you ever wonder where Tiger Woods learned about his putter?

[Hubert Flottz]

Well listen to this story...

The Golf Game Jeb and Cousin Easy...warning a tiny bit of colorful language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UualsFAxiFI

[Lasher]

1. Ha ha, my grandfather told me they used to have that one on juke boxes back in the olden days.

I'm way too young to have seen that myself.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Here's another tune that Tiger might want to adopt now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy710cwqgWM

I doubt if you're old enough to remember that tune either?

[Lasher]

5. Wow, fingernails on a chalk board are much more soothing.

Let me guess, that was the flipside, right?

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

See you in the lounge, methinks.

[Octafish]

2. At least he knocked Sarah Palin off the front page.

Oh, and the wars for oil.
And the Wall Street banksters.
And no justice for Siegelman...

PS: Thank you for the heads-up on the golf particle-wave duality. It's been a long time...

[Hubert Flottz]

3. At least Tiger gave Billy O and Glenn Beckerwood something to

foam at the mouth about!

And he's giving Clinton's putter a break!

I'll bet you there has been 567878909876543212321 Tiger Woods stories on TV in two days!