The Elves are rising up against Santa

[NightWatcher]

Ok, one Elf is.




Man dressed as elf causes mall evacuation
http://www.ajc.com/news/clayton/man-dressed-as-elf-223937.html



Southlake Mall was evacuated Wednesday night after a man dressed as an elf allegedly told the mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite.

But when the GBI bomb squad examined three packages left near Santa, the incident was declared a ho-ho-hoax

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Santa notified mall security and Morrow police quickly arrested the 5 feet tall, 108 pound Caldwell. The mall was evacuated and the bomb squad was called in to examine the packages.

No dynamite was found, but the mall remained closed the remainder of the evening. Police have not said what was in the bags.

Callaway said that despite Caldwell's attire, he was not a part of the mall's Santa operation.

[HopeHoops]

1. That elf's getting coal in his stocking! n/t

[kestrel91316]

2. I think somebody probably went off his meds.......

[TK421]

3. Times are tough...even Santa had to cut some hours and benefits n/t

[Beetwasher]

4. "Police have not said what was in the bags." Ohhh!! Let's Guess!!

A jug of vaseline, rubber gloves and a smudged picture of Abe Vigoda?

[didact]

5. He's an angry elf!

Buddy: Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?

Miles Finch: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.

Buddy: He's an angry elf!