Street Preacher Schooled By Students (PHOTO)

[Lost-in-FL]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/07/street-preacher-schooled_n_382856.html :evilgrin:

[derby378]

1. Obama Voters, Evolutionists, and Immodest Women

How many of those do we have on this here DU contraption? :evilgrin:

[SallyMander]

30. I am 3 for 3!

:D

[mopinko]

42. me too.

got a few more vices i could throw in there, too.

[tavalon]

76. I suppose since I "live in sin" with two men, I am the epitome of an immodest woman

[bergie321]

95. Sounds like

A great party.

[Le Taz Hot]

2. LOL!!!!

Yesssss!!!!!!!!!! K & R

[Kerrytravelers]

3. Awesome!

And I'm so proud I made the list multiple times:
Obama voters
feminists
Democrats
Liberals
Evolutionists

[QC]

Hindus! n/t

[Stevenmarc]

4. What do you want to bet that there's a woody behind the sandwich board

[NightWatcher]

5. kewl, I'm 9 of 20

[YOY]

10. 11 for 20...if the Feminists will have me!

On edit...well...that statement above can be misconstrued.

[Le Taz Hot]

14. You're in.

Here's your secret decoder ring. Now don't lose it! ;-) I'm also 11 out of 20.

[Clintonista2]

17. Only 7 of 20 here

I'm a little dissapointed in myself :evilfrown:

[Skittles]

89. SAME HERE

:D

[donco6]

6. Hell awaits Masturbators!

Dayum - we really are all fucked.

[marmar]

13. And you know that dude with the sign on went home to whack off to "Who's Nailin' Palin?".....

...... as soon as his little demonstration was over.

[ProgressiveFool]

33. and we did it to ourselves... no one else to blame /nt

[951-Riverside]

35. and when you have sex without the intent to procreate you're killing life

Take that anti-abortion "activists" and oh... fornication is a sin so no premarital sex for you also "lusting after the flesh" is a sin so... good luck getting married to someone you're not attracted to.

[donco6]

59. "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is sacred -

When a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!"

Can't help bu tthink of that song.

[Lilyeye]

86. According to this douche their favorite homophobic barbie Carrie will be joining us

[myrna minx]

7. Excellent! K&R n/t

[YOY]

8. That guy thinks everyone I actually like is going to hell.

Guess we'll have good company.

[safeinOhio]

34. Become a Universalist

No one goes to hell. Even us atheist Universalist.

[YOY]

38. Naw...I really don't need to belong to a club. Even one with nice people.

n/t

[Lost-in-FL]

9. I'm at least 12 from the list.

I'm screwn!!1! I',m series!111

[gratuitous]

11. Taunting a special needs kid like that

Shameful. The nitwit will head back to his preacher and talk about what a great time he had being persecuted for Jesus' sake. Neither nitwit nor his preacher will tumble to the fact that nitwit was being reviled for being a walking asshole, rather than for any accidental similarities to Jesus.

[blondeatlast]

12. "Gangster Rappers." But Elvis and those rock 'n rollers are ayzee-okayzee!

My, how times have changed!

[blondeatlast]

15. Post your scores, DU! I got 13, maybe 14, I did have one homosexual encounter once. nt

[yellowcanine]

16. I am down five times. Yeah baby.

Masturbator, Obama voter, Democrat, Liberal, Evolutionist.

[asdjrocky]

18. I'm bringing cookies. And fudge.

[sinkingfeeling]

19. Shoot, I'm only a 7.

[MindPilot]

20. I sometimes feel dirty when I dance.

Does that count?

[Renew Deal]

21. Notice that pedophiles is missing from that sign?

What's this guy hiding?

[Mad_Dem_X]

27. OMG, you're right. n/t

[malaise]

66. And Repuke voters

Perhaps they'll be raptured. :evilgrin:

[liberal_at_heart]

22. I'm 7 of those, Yeah Baby! I'm on the Highway to Hell! lol

[tridim]

23. Jesus was a pothead.

In his day it was considered medicine. :think:

[qb]

24. That's hot! Thanks!

I got 14.

[donco6]

25. I'm at least 13, but he has homos and sodomites - does that count? n/t

[Lilith Velkor]

39. Sodomite = one who practices sodomy

If you've ever done oral or anal and liked it and would do it again given a chance, you're a sodomite, even if you're totally straight.

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. "Dirty Dancers" - HAW!

Dude, go back to 1987. Shit...

ETA: I'm a 7.

[name not needed]

28. Jeez, what did Patrick Swayze ever do to anyone?

[YOY]

31. You'd think these Right Wingers would have some gratitude for his service booting the Russians.

In Red Dawn.

[donco6]

60. That's when he made the sign.

And it turned out so neat and tidy, he doesn't have the heart to make a new one.

[wysimdnwyg]

29. Hmm

At one time in my life or another, I can count a lot of those....

Fornicators? Check!
Homosexuals? No
Liars? Check!
Thieves? sheepish yes
Masturbators? Yep
Obama Voters? Twice (so far)
Buddhists? Passing fancy once
Dirty Dancers? Is there any other kind of dancing?
Hindus? No
Gangstar Rappers? No, my musical tastes tend more towards what I'm sure he would classify as "devil worshiper's music" (aka metal)
Muslims? No
Drunkards? In my 20s, sure
Feminists? I guess as much as a straight guy can be a feminist
Immodest Women? I support them wholeheartedly. Does that count?
Democrats? Um, yeah?
Liberals? Ditto
Evolutionists? So believing in science is wrong?
Atheists? With gusto
Potheads? Not sure I would have ever considered myself a "pothead", but I have enjoyed the occasional toke.
Sodomites? No


So I have at least a quasi-yes on 14 of 20, with another two by proxy or similarity. Good thing there is no hell. (Unless it's having to listen to Sarah Palin speak.)

[Lilith Velkor]

74. I got 12, 13 if bisexuals count

And yes, a man can be a feminist.

[newspeak]

97. no pephophiles? no crackheads?

Pot heads? Doesn't he know that pot is the "hola herb?" It is God's gift to humanity. One plant provides sustenance, clothing, fuel and ease. I and I believe it must be the holy herb of the great creator.:smoke:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

32. It's a very specific sign but I don't see "Rapists" in there. nt

[Kievan Rus]

36. Awesome!

Although I usually just ignore those abrasive types.

[StarfarerBill]

37. 9!

:woohoo:

Those hellish flames keep the Jacuzzi at just the right temperature...mmmmmmmm.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

40. K&R

[mike_c]

41. if I include some of my misspent youth, I'm a niner....

:evilgrin: :smoke:

[ccinamon]

43. Female...got 13....

If I HAD to pick a religion...probably Buddhist....so maybe 14....how many/how often to you have to be drunk to be counted as a drunkard....that may push be to 15!

I'd rather be in hell with his list than heaven with murderers, rapists and child-molesting religionists (the truly evil people he left off his list!)

[lpbk2713]

44. His list would be more complete ...

if he would add telemarketers and debt chasers. :rofl:

[Solly Mack]

45. it's a win at 10 for me!

[walldude]

46. WOW I scored really high on his going to hell list! Awesome!

Fornicator, check, masturbater, check, Obama voter, check, Liberal, check, evolutionist, check, pothead, check... man if only I were a gay, immodest, feminist, woman I could have gotten an A on that test.

[tavalon]

78. You are allowed to be a feminist

and I'm sure you're immodest. Give yourself two extra!

[Divine Discontent]

47. I'm sorry, but I cracked up at "Dirty Dancers".....

I am all disgusted when I see people humping each other dancing, but um, it's their right, turn away if you don't like it.

I'm a Christian, and Gay and I would show him how he's twisting the bible if I was there (cuz it's all about the Gay with these people, we're always up there on their list really high!), and I'd tell him he should be preaching the good news of Jesus Christ's salvatoin for all to save us from death - not condemning people for who they are, or what they do, he could go about spreading love of the Lord, and let people see in themselves what they need to - but ah,,,,, that wouldn't be as attention grabbing for him or allow him to place people BENEATH himself.

[Kalyke]

48. What's an "Immodest Woman?"

I don't go around flashing my goodies and my husband teases me for my personal modesty; however, I somehow don't think that's what he means.

I think he means, like a child, I should only be heard when spoken to.

:eyes:

[amb123]

52. "Immodest Women" are those who don't render blind, unquestioning obedience

to their Fathers and Husbands and wearing pants basically.

:sarcasm: :popcorn:

[donco6]

61. Think Hester Prynne. n/t

[madmom]

49. woohoo ...12 here, I'm sure I'll be in great company!

[Odin2005]

50. I got 10 of them, LOL

[fl_dem]

51. I'm good for 12

and 14 if you count the fact I lied about not being gangster rapper.

[Bluenorthwest]

53. I got a very solid, professional 10

With tendencies around two others, but I'm not counting them, 10 is perfectly respectable, why push for extra heathen points?

[xchrom]

54. lovelovelovelovel -- LOVE that picture!

:applause: :woohoo:

[Catherine Vincent]

55. LOL!

That's awesome. :)

[proteus_lives]

56. Fake.

Street theater.

[tavalon]

79. So what?

It's good street theater.

[proteus_lives]

80. You're right, it is.

But people seem to think it's serious so I commented.

[tavalon]

83. I actually think it's better that these two guys were willing to do this

to assist in the education and/or humiliation of this blowhard.

[proteus_lives]

85. Are you saying you'd prefer it so be real?

It's funny either way.

I think it educates the crowd no matter what.

[tavalon]

87. I think either situation is wonderful

My gaydar such as it is, said those two were het men who are relaxed about touching other men and passionate about humiliating sandwich guy.

[VenusRising]

57. I got an 11!!

:woohoo:

[dana_b]

72. me too!!

"evil 11 doers"!!

[VenusRising]

75. We rule!!

:fistbump:

[RedCappedBandit]

58. If this guy's religion is right..

I sure as hell don't want to spend eternity with such an uptight god character.

Hell, here I come!

[Greyskye]

62. 11/20! Excellent!

:evilgrin:

[KittyWampus]

63. I got to fifteen if I count my entire life experience!

[Cronus Protagonist]

64. I got 14

I failed at least one due to gender, so that's not fair!

[aikoaiko]

65. Best counter protest award for 2009.

nice

[Union Yes]

67. Awesome! Hell awaits me! knr nt

[foxfeet]

68. How on Earth did he neglect to add Pagans to his list?

Unless we're on the other side of the sandwich board?

[ThomThom]

69. To sandwichman, And who are you to say?

read your bible and let others decide for themselves, you don't speak for anyone but yourself

[PopSixSquish]

70. I'm at 10 and Counting! - The Orgy's at My House - Bring Beer and Condoms!

:toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast:

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

:smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke:

:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

[Lucian]

71. I'm going to Hell.

I'm a Masturbator, Obama voter, drunkard, feminist, Democrat, Liberal, Evolutionist, Atheist.

Looks like there's going to be a lot of us down there. I'll be in good company. :)

+1 for the photo, btw. :thumbsup:

[Mopar151]

73. Heaven's gonna be a lonley place... n/t

[VenusRising]

77. I think you meant boring.

Heaven is gonna be a boring place... :P

:rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

81. I've been about 11 of those at one point or another in my life.

I'd do most of them again if given the chance.

Hail Satan!

[burning rain]

82. That is great stuff.

The sandwich board is so over the top, though, that you have to suspect the "street preacher" was in on it.

[hyphenate]

84. 10 for me

Perhaps I should try harder!

[saltpoint]

88. Goodness gracious, but that certainly does not look like a side hug to me!

[Libertas1776]

90. Well,

Looks like this Homosexual, Obama Voter, Masturbator, Democrat, Liberal, Evolutionist, Atheist is going straight to H E Double Hockey Sticks, at least according to this schmo.


Oh and by the why Mr. Street Preacher, that Herringbone jacket and flat cap ensemble just looks FAB-UL-OUS!!! *snaps finger* Uh oh, coordinating your clothing, tha tha that's a symptom of TEH GAY!!!:sarcasm: You're going to HELL! See ya there :rofl:

[tmyers09]

91. LOL! Seeing his head down made me burst out laughing.

And I clock in at a solid 10.

[tandot]

92. I got 10 out of 20. When I die, I go to a place where all the normal and smart people go

He is calling it Hell, I am calling it Heaven :)

[MNDemNY]

93. I got 13!!!!!

:rofl: see ya all in hell!

[Tim01]

94. Sad.

At least we live in a country where a couple of guys can do this without being dragged off to be hanged or beaten by the mob.
I wish all of this was just no big deal.

[Historic NY]

96. Hey what about money changers, cheats, Republicans.

[ellie]

98. I have 13 of those afflictions!

Do I get a prize?