*Confused naked teens click here! By Mark Morford

[madokie]

*Confused naked teens click here!
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Please send dirty photos/text messages. Hey, all the cool kids are doing it
/By Mark Morford/

You know what adults really love? That is, more than light beer, guns, Sarah
Palin and pizza, and even more than Sarah Palin sucking light beer from the
barrel of a gun at Pizza Hut? That's easy: Naked teenagers.

Oh dear God, yes. Call it an obsession, a fixation, the great American pastime.
Adult minds -- especially those of the parental, governmental, psychiatric and
religious varieties -- are apparently aswim and atwitter with nonstop images of
naked young bodies engaged in all manner of delightful contortion and illicit
activity. It's just what we do.

We apparently just can't resist imagining all those heaps and piles of shimmery,
titillating flesh, all giggling and kissing and posing suggestively in front of
the bedroom mirror and then sending each other the resultant "dirty" pictures
over email and Facebook and SMS, despite how we all know that the little
monsters obviously have no freakin' idea just what the hell they're doing and
what dark, potentially fatal energies they're toying with because oh my God,
sex! So scary!

Hence, while we love to ponder and study what they're doing, mostly we just love
to /worry/ about it, given how painfully obvious it is that young people are
totally clueless about how awful, gross, pathetic, menial, pointless, degrading,
shameful, troubling, guilty and disease-ridden sex and human relationships are
generally supposed to be. Thank God adults are here to inform them! ...

*(click here
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to read the rest)*

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[SpiralHawk]

1. WARNING: Photo of naked, teenaged Spiral Hawk in this thread

[zbdent]

2. Naked Chick pic here!

[Jim__]

4. That's no chicken ...

that's Socrates man:

When Plato gave Socrates' definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." ...

[juno jones]

5. That's just fowl!

[zbdent]

6. DUCK!

[Odin2005]

3. LOL!