I just don't trust Hazmat Karbide, the bad seed planted in Afghanistan by BushCo.

[Hubert Flottz]

Karbide and his brother reminds me Of George Bush and his Crooked brother Jeb. And anybody that wears a thing like that guy wears around on top of his head everyday has, got to be pretty stupid. What kind of cap is that damned thing anyway?(any vets know)

[Kolesar]

1. Never seen a Shriner? It's a Fez

No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Ain't never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man

No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Don't make me do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am please understand

--Steely Dan, from The Royal Scam

[Hubert Flottz]

3. It looks like one of those hats the Army gave me...

but I NEVER wore the damned thing! I can't remember what they called it...

[FACTSfirst]

2. I agree with your point but...

the play on words with his name is childish and annoying...sorry.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. It's okay because...

I'm in my second childhood...thank you for your concern.

[madrchsod]

5. actually that was`t bad at all.....

if you stick around long enough you`ll see there are a whole lot of us who have`t grown up ....

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Some folks just don't get it!

Some can't take it either.