Let's Play PR and Damage Control...

[KharmaTrain]

Yep...another Tiger Woo Woo thread. This one we bantered around this morning. Tiger needs to come forward to stop some of the bleeding. It's too late to try to soft-peddle the story, he's gonna need a full-blown corporate media beat down. A place to not only be contrite (crying may not be a bad idea) but to take his lumps from someone in the corporate media. But whom?

So who do you think could give Tiger the beat down he deserves?

Discuss...

[rucky]

1. He needs to go on FOX

Glen Beck's show, maybe. and cry. And confess his uncontrollable sex addiction, and his intention to seek treatment. And Dick Morris should be there to support him.

[rurallib]

2. "I am sorry if anyone was offended by my actions.........

spend more time with the family ...... blah blah blah"
Oprah would be the perfect venue.

[KharmaTrain]

5. I Was Thinking He Needs A Woman To Do The Job...

But Oprah may be a little too light...and on the other end, there's Nancy Grace. Someone in between. Yep, let's of contrition and hope to play off the pity.

[spanone]

3. if i were him i wouldn't say shit. it's a private matter. let his golf talk for him.

this is only a media storm cause the media makes it one.

[KharmaTrain]

6. The Longer This Drips, His Stroke Won't Mean A Thing...

I agree it's a private matter if Tiger wasn't such a visible sales person for so many corporates. He's been hoisted upon us as some kind of "role model" with his credibility built on a perceived image that has very little to do with his actual golfing skills. Most people couldn't tell what makes him a special player nor do they care...they just see him as a "winner" and a positive image.

Had this been one affair or a he said/she said game, I'd agree that Tiger could ignore it and let his golf do the talking, but the more women who come forward and the longer he remains silent it makes him look guilty and destroys his credibility...and without that he loses all his endorsements...and that's what's really at stake here.

[NJmaverick]

4. Tiger Woods will be the, "how not to handle scandal" example for a long time to come

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. If I were him I'd come out and mock all the dumbasses making a big deal out of this.

[Deja Q]

10. Like himself, surely?

oh, that's right, he didn't make a big deal out of floozying around with more than a dozen women and beginning to think of her... or himself, for that matter...

I hope Elin gets tested for every STD under the sun.

And found negative.

[Deja Q]

8. Actually, Elin should be the only one beating him down, literally or figuratively...

Oh, if all 13+ women were prostitutes, then he already got a corporate beat down. It's just business.

:hide:

[marmar]

9. Oprah is going to be his Lourdes......

nt

[Vincardog]

11. Dr. Drew and his "Sex Addict Show". would be the perfect place for Mr. Woods to rehabilitate himself