Prairie Chapel Pig Farm...The Lazy W.

[Hubert Flottz]

I wonder if W will drive his herd to Dodge City this spring? "Trail Bossing a herd of hogs is hard work!"

I'll bet W's chain saw is so rusty it wont even start by now. I wonder if he still rides his stick horse around his spread and rounds up the stray porkers?

[rurallib]

1. I think he is going to give them a motivational speech,

turn them loose and let them find Dodge City on their own. He is all about motivation and personal responsibility these days.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. motivated pigs = GOP

Greed 101?

How The West Was Robbed...

[gratuitous]

3. Only if they pay him

Dubya won't be opening his pie hole without a check for a while. He has to refill the old coffers you know, after his hardship stint as a government employee living in public housing on a fixed income.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Those hogs were underprivileged anyway so the ranch is working out quite well for them.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "underprivileged" in a pig's eye...

Them Pigs on the Lazy W is royalty! Them pigs had their backs scratched and were slopped by the d!ckheads of state from every oil producing nation on the globe, who came to W's spread for their kisses and hugs from the pResident/dictator/decider!

And in case you all been wondering who the hell bought all of Barbarian Barbie's Going Rogue books...what else would they put in George's new library?

Imagine my horror, when I returned to DU after running my daily errands, only to discover that my thread wasn't on the main page. I'm freakin' crushed.

Crawford Texas...The Big Sty Country

[spanone]

6. he's still living?