Tiger Woods will never get another birdie

[Deja Q]

Definition of "Birdie": A score on an individual hole that is one stroke below par. On a par-4, a score of 3 is a birdie; on a par-5, a score of 4 is a birdie; on a par-3, a score of 2 is a birdie.

Definition of "Par": The number of strokes deemed needed to get the ball into the hole.

What all of this has to say about Tiger "Just Do It"/"Is It In You?" Woods, I have no idea...

[dhpgetsit]

1. I wonder if he used protection.

You gotta keep the putter clean, you know.
He should get a Trojan endorsement deal.

[goldcanyonaz]

2. According to some of the women, no he didn't.

[dhpgetsit]

3. There goes that endorsement.

[spanone]

4. what?