Colombian Farmer Castrates Himself

[LuvNewcastle]

http://itn.co.uk/422b28796478775fcd8b58e2773c6e38.html

It is a man's worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do.

The 40-year-old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him.

Mr Sanchez had performed the act on many of his animals in the past and believed the procedure would be as easy for him saying: "I've castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.

"I thought that's what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!"

"When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I would't keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner)."

The man is being treated at Santander Hospital where Dr. Javier Martinez said he is still healing: "He still has an escroto-penial hematoma. He's been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles."

According to doctors, Sanchez's wounds have become infected.

[UndertheOcean]

1. Ok , I am not sure : Do I blame this on Catholicism ? , or Stupidity ? , or both ?

[hedgehog]

21. It must be the Catholicism - look at the millions and millions of other

Catholic males who have done this.







:sarcasm:

[Historic NY]

2. that will fix her......

:sarcasm::crazy:

[Walk away]

19. Ok you made me laugh even harder than when I read the original post. nt

[Pirate Smile]

3. OK - I wish I never read that and, if I had that reaction as a woman, I can only imagine the

reaction of the guys reading it. Ugggghhh.

[kenny blankenship]

4. That's what confessional is for dummy!

Cheat on your wife, go see priest, confess, say prayers and ask forgiveness, repeat as necessary.

It's a proven system! Jeeez.

[tblue]

5. I guess he never heard of salt peter. nt

[provis99]

6. what irony it would be if we found out she cheats on him

Maybe that's the reason she was no longer interested in him; she was getting it on the outside.

[aquart]

25. Or maybe she was just afraid to breed with his genes.

I know I would be.

[Quasimodem]

7. Please allow me to recommend Sanchez's solution . . .

. . . to all Xian's concerned about protecting the sanctity of marriage.

[Ken Burch]

13. "Have You Spayed Or Neutered YOUR Evangelicals?"

n/t.

[krispos42]

8. **long, hissing inhalation**

:wow:



OUCH!

[leftstreet]

10. no kidding

And I couldn't...stop...self from clicking on the thread

:rofl:

[Fridays Child]

9. Christians do the darndest things.

[Ken Burch]

18. Somebody castrated Art Linkletter, too?

n/t.

[walldude]

11. Darwin award... n/t

[Ken Burch]

15. Would take care of the "gene pool" thing.

If he was a peeping tom, would he cut off his HEAD?

[Ken Burch]

12. This wins the "most PAINFUL thread of the day" award.

I wish we had a "wince" smilie.

[seeinfweggos]

14. that's going to leave a mark

[Ken Burch]

16. You'd definitely go with "boxers" after that.

n/t.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

17. Maybe he's one of these people that wants body parts cut off?

I recently saw on Discovery Health some man that hacked his arm off. It excites them or something. I don't know.

[omega minimo]

20. "He's been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles."

:eyes:

[Warren DeMontague]

35. The urology department, headed by Dr. Obvious.

Apparently.

[kimi]

22. Well, I hope his animals had better outcomes

Seems he hasn't quite mastered his technique.

[tomm2thumbs]

23. never use the dirty knife... always use a cheese slicer... when will people learn

[the other one]

24. It's alright. I'll be alright.

Shouldn't o read that post....

[flvegan]

26. Why did she refuse to have sex with him?

Not that it's not her right to say no to him, but is this a one time event where she told him that she wasn't interested, or was it a "I will never have sex with you again" moment?

[LeftyMom]

28. If I ever tell you that, your job is to run, because I've been replaced by an alien.

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure that cutting one's spouse off is grounds for an annulment, so crazy ubercatholic dude could have traded Mrs. Frigid in on some hot young thing with church approval instead of performing an act of amateur veterinary surgery on himself.

[flvegan]

30. So at least I don't have to worry about that, yes?

Shit, that's good to hear.

[LeftyMom]

31. About what?

The dreaded "headache", the Catholic church's extremely arcane, political and expensive process for dissolving a relationship, or self-castration?

The answers are yes, yes, and I certainly fucking hope so. In that order.

[alittlelark]

27. I'll be the 'bad guy' and say..........

He was likely undersized and VERY insecure about it.


Honestly, I don't want to sound like a wretch - but think about it.

[ldf]

37. well, that is why you have a ....

tongue.

duh!

:eyes:

[proteus_lives]

29. Crazy fella.

And ouch!

[bergie321]

32. escroto-penial hematoma

Please let me never hear these three words in my life.

[Goldstein1984]

33. I am without words, but...

I guess that's better than being without......uh.....you know.

[reggie the dog]

34. why not just watch porn and do self service??? that is less painfull

[Ken Burch]

36. You don't have to go to confession for self-castration.

n/t.