LoZoccolo
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:26 PM
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I am so liberal, that I have two left hands instead of a left hand and a right hand. |
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Edited on Sun Dec-13-09 08:28 PM by LoZoccolo
I cannot even clap without turning one hand around, and I have to buy my gloves at T.J. Maxx in order to get them cheap enough to buy two pairs every time.
When I was going to get my driver's license, they asked me if I wanted to registe to vote and I said yes. Then they asked me what party to put down and I said "put me down as a liberal". She said there wasn't a liberal party, but there were a couple parties that had liberal in the name. I said forget all that, I am even more liberal than that so put me down as an INDEPENDANT. Her eyes got all surprised I was so liberal. They were also amazed that I could grip the steering wheel with two left hands.
Man I was waiting for the bus in front of Toys R Us by Western and Belmont, over by there, and this other dude at the bus stop wanted to talk about this low-rider that passed by, and this boom truck, but I just kept talking about all my liberal positions, making all these strong arguments for my positions. I must admit that the low-rider and the boom truck were really neat, but I think this country is more important than that, the state of this country that it's in. I told him that I didn't have a car, but I have a license, and I would show him that I'm so liberal that I don't even have a party on it, it just says INDEPENDANT. Then when I showed it I remembered that it doesn't have my registration on it, they just happen to do it at the same place. But he said "but I believe you, dude, you're like a SUPER liberal".
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:28 PM
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:32 PM
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2. This is the longest nonsense I've seen you write yet |
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almost recd to encourage you to write more than a sentence.
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LoZoccolo
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:04 PM
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6. I do not understand your belief that longer is better. |
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Edited on Sun Dec-13-09 11:04 PM by LoZoccolo
I think a lot of good points can be made in a short sentence.
I also catch flak for not responding to my own polls; I do that for a reason.
Some people will criticize anything but the actual point being made.
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:08 PM
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:37 PM
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3. I have a similar problem. I have two left feet. |
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Surprisingly, I'm a good dancer. But I don't anymore, as it's too frustrating. Everytime I spin to my left, I'm actually spinning my partner to her right. Grrr. I dance no more.
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:55 PM
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4. Not only is he super liberal, he's so independent that he has his own way of spelling "independent"! |
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:59 PM
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5. I'm so liberal I always get up on the left side of the bed. Even when it's against a wall. |
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The climb from my window down to my front door every morning is a real pain in the ass.
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:10 PM
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8. Your "personal time" must be like dating twins, then. |
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:11 PM
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9. Oasis is a better band than the Beatles. |
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:13 PM
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10. I hear bongos behind this. Are you wearing black, LoZo? |
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Mon Dec-14-09 02:09 AM
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11. No, but I think I see what you see. n/t |
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Mon Dec-14-09 02:34 AM
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12. Can I Go Mambo Dogface to the Banana Patch? |
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Teach 'em wrong. That's what I was told might be the greatest joke of all.
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Mon Dec-14-09 02:42 AM
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13. I have three left hands. That makes you a DLC warmonger. |
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I'm 1/3 more liberal than you, shill.
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