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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 10:49 PM
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Tell me where we're at in health care reform as if it were a sport...
Is there still a chance for a win?
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mitchtv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 10:52 PM
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1. 5-0 bottom of the ninth
bases loaded 2 men out 3 balls 2 strikes ,
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 10:55 PM
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3. Time to head for the parking lot.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 10:53 PM
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2. Zaire. Eighth Round. We're George.
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27inCali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 10:56 PM
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4. if this were a hockey game
our team just shot the puck into our own net.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 10:59 PM
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7. Maybe a fight will break out.
:shrug:
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27inCali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 11:02 PM
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9. maybe the fans will come out of the stands
and kick the crap out of both teams.


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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 10:58 PM
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5. Skunked.
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Luminous Animal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 10:59 PM
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6. The players have thrown the game.
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 11:01 PM
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8. We were 50 points ahead, but handed the ball to the Republicans to give them 51 points
Not sure what sport that would be applied to, but you get my drift.
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 11:08 PM
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10. There's this asshole named Joe on our team who keeps jumping offside.
As a result it's now 3rd down and 42 to go.

And Joe won't come out of the game. Probably because it's his football.

Now he's standing out there posing and smiling for the cameras.

PS.

We heard his lady friend works for the other team.


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