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Mon Dec-14-09 10:49 PM
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Tell me where we're at in health care reform as if it were a sport... |
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Is there still a chance for a win?
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:52 PM
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1. 5-0 bottom of the ninth |
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bases loaded 2 men out 3 balls 2 strikes ,
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:55 PM
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3. Time to head for the parking lot. |
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:53 PM
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2. Zaire. Eighth Round. We're George. |
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:56 PM
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4. if this were a hockey game |
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our team just shot the puck into our own net.
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:59 PM
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7. Maybe a fight will break out. |
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Mon Dec-14-09 11:02 PM
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9. maybe the fans will come out of the stands |
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and kick the crap out of both teams.
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:58 PM
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:59 PM
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6. The players have thrown the game. |
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Mon Dec-14-09 11:01 PM
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8. We were 50 points ahead, but handed the ball to the Republicans to give them 51 points |
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Not sure what sport that would be applied to, but you get my drift.
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Mon Dec-14-09 11:08 PM
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10. There's this asshole named Joe on our team who keeps jumping offside. |
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As a result it's now 3rd down and 42 to go.
And Joe won't come out of the game. Probably because it's his football.
Now he's standing out there posing and smiling for the cameras.
PS.
We heard his lady friend works for the other team.
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