We need a mock health care bill

[ck4829]

Since those in Washington DC seen to think that health care reform is a joke, I think we need to turn the joke around on them.

A bill that looks like this, or even something like this, needs to be debated and voted on.

"The health insurance companies have the right to deny any treatment to anyone they see fit.

If any citizen has been denied a treatment or procedure, no matter how necessary it may be, they should not struggle or resist, they should just go home and die a quiet death. Any citizen who refuses clearly hates America.

Even though abortion is a legal procedure and the citizens of the several States have always voted to keep abortion legal in elections in their States, we see the need to restrict abortion because we think control over their own bodies is too big of a decision for women to make on their own. We also want to restrict contraceptives as well. But hey, free Viagra for everyone!"

It would really be interesting to see our people in Congress talk about this bill, but then again, this might be the version of the bill that they would support.

[MNDemNY]

1. The one on the table LOOKS like a "Mock" bill.

But it is for real, isn't it?

[Javaman]

2. It's real and yes, they are mocking us.

we live the world of the Onion.