postulater
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Tue Dec-15-09 10:09 PM
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"I'd like an omelet, plain, |
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and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee."
The waitress replies: "A #2, chicken sal sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?"
Bobby: "Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."
Waitress: "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
Bobby: "I want you to hold it between your knees."
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Tue Dec-15-09 10:11 PM
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postulater
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Tue Dec-15-09 10:17 PM
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2. We're just getting some real expensive toast. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 10:28 PM
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3. I've been thinking of The American President... |
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and the scene where she says, "Congratulations, Mr. President, you've just passed a crime bill that does nothing to stop crime."
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