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postulater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 10:09 PM
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"I'd like an omelet, plain,
and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast,
no mayonnaise,
no butter,
no lettuce. And a cup of coffee."

The waitress replies: "A #2, chicken sal sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?"

Bobby: "Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."

Waitress: "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"

Bobby: "I want you to hold it between your knees."
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 10:11 PM
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1. Five Easy Pieces
But why?
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postulater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 10:17 PM
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2. We're just getting some real expensive toast.
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 10:28 PM
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3. I've been thinking of The American President...
and the scene where she says, "Congratulations, Mr. President, you've just passed a crime bill that does nothing to stop crime."
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