Harry Monroe
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Wed Dec-16-09 08:28 AM
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God has finaly "called" the huckster, charlatan and false "profit" Oral Roberts "home" and has said that we must raise $10 million in 30 days or He will send Roberts back. Operators are standing by and I'll be in my prayer tower if you need me!! Hallelujah and can I get an "Amen"?!
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Wed Dec-16-09 08:30 AM
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1. Oh I love this! LOL!!! I am glad he is finally facing the REAL God. Wish I could see it! |
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Wed Dec-16-09 08:36 AM
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The pearly gates of heaven are guarded. I'm sure he fell through the trap door.
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Wed Dec-16-09 08:37 AM
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3. Aw, he and fat little Jerry are sittin' back... |
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have their stills operating at capacity, and spend their time chasing all the girls they can find.
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Wed Dec-16-09 08:40 AM
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4. It did seem to this observer that "Oral" was an odd name for an evangelist. |
Harry Monroe
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Wed Dec-16-09 09:14 AM
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6. You know, he does have a brother named "Anal"!! |
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Wed Dec-16-09 08:46 PM
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8. That Roberts clan is so theme-bound, aren't they? |
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Wed Dec-16-09 08:45 AM
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5. "Death is not the end. |
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There remains the litigation over his estate."
“I didn't attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:12 AM
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7. "For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; |
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even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity. All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again" (Ecclesiastes 3:19)
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Wed Dec-16-09 08:53 PM
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9. Big hearty Kick & Rec - but alas, no cash. |
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