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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 10:18 PM
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Since Obama sold us all out on healthcare, I sort of wish Oral Roberts was still alive.
I mean, shit! First the public option is taken away.

Now, even the crappy prayer option is gone.

I mean, I'm not a believer, but at least old Oral Roberts didn't mandate that he got paid when he did his healing.

Oral only asked for donations. He didn't have a federal mandate that we subscribe to his shitty care.

But even free shitty care is better than having the law makin' ya pay for shitty care.

Oral? Can you hear me up there?

Maybe the Lord didn't want to call you home after all.



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mitchtv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 10:22 PM
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1. Howard Dean in 2012
He speaks for me
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 10:25 PM
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2. Roberts could have one in 2012, then we'd have Single Prayer fer sure.
:silly:
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 10:30 PM
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4. With Oral, at least we had a choice. Now, it's pretty much Obama's healing tent monopoly.
And you have to buy a ticket even if you don't want to get healed.
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 10:25 PM
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3. Never fear, Benny Hinn is still with us.
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 10:37 PM
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5. Oh, thank goodness!
Maybe the prayer option might still be with us.
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sharesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 11:17 PM
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6. His son Anal Roberts is continuing the family business.
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readmoreoften Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 11:18 PM
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7. ROFL!
:rofl:

And that's a rare smiley for me!
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 11:21 PM
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8. Okay, that made snot some out of my nose!
:rofl:
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