Hubert Flottz
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Fri Dec-18-09 07:10 AM
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Yes Virginia, there is a shit creek... |
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And we are all standing in it up to our bottom lips. Waiting for the next piss storm to trickle down.
And I still have a sinking feeling Virginia dear. Maybe Santa will bring us a paddle.
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Fri Dec-18-09 07:12 AM
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Fri Dec-18-09 07:13 AM
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2. Here's where you get your paddle |
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Fri Dec-18-09 07:49 AM
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I don't think it would be rude to ask Santa for an Evinrude, or perhaps a hot patch for your water wings.(maybe a sugar plumb flaveored Aqualung)
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Fri Dec-18-09 07:27 AM
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Fri Dec-18-09 07:28 AM
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4. Up shit creek without a paddle |
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describes our predicament pretty good
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Fri Dec-18-09 07:39 AM
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5. And the ciller carp are starting to circle. |
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Edited on Fri Dec-18-09 07:40 AM by Hubert Flottz
All hands on your D***s and full speed ahead! "I don't think she'll take much more Captain!"
Call Joe the deputy plumber asap.
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:16 AM
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9. All they are saying, is give poop a chance! |
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"But It's really great shit," they'll tell you.
We have voted for and trusted too many people who didn't know Jack Shit, and now we are in a world of shit!
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:50 AM
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WIDE, WIDE RIVER The Fugs
River of shit River of shit Flow on, flow on, river of shit Right from my toes On up to my nose Flow on, flow on, river of shit I've been swimming In this river of shit More than 20 years And I'm getting tired of it Don't like swimming Hope it'll run dry Got to go on swimming Cause I don't want to die Spoken: Oh I can feel another 1000 years Of the flapjacks of Sorrow! Unless! Unless we make 2000 A.D.! 2000 A.D. Our glorious deadline A glorious deadline to make the World a better place! Or else the flapjacks of sorrow Are going to slide down our throats Slide down our throats For another millenium Of pain and war and oppression And all our children's children's children's Children's children children Shall have to wade and to swim In the same grim river In which we now swim Sing along with us Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing! (Repeat first verse)
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:54 AM
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14. I think I like that better than Jingle Bells! |
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:16 AM
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8. Spoken like a 12 year old. I suppose you think that was clever? |
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:21 AM
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10. How would you put it then Kitty? |
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Edited on Fri Dec-18-09 08:28 AM by Hubert Flottz
BTW, I am in my second childhood...and yes I do think that was clever.
If you didn't like it you didn't have to add to the bullshit that I put up with already.
Edit...I never did talk nasty, gamble, drink, smoke, or chase bad women, until I picked it up in the Army Kitty. Hell, I grew up being made to go to Sunday School!
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:31 AM
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Welcome to the valley. :hi:
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:45 AM
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12. Trickle down misery as far as the eye can see J... |
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Edited on Fri Dec-18-09 08:50 AM by Hubert Flottz
And that's all the GOP and their Blue Dog lap dogs have to dish out. They know that if things get better with Obama in the White House, they're toast for years to come, so they would sooner see the country crash and burn than to loose any more elections. They have a scorched Earth mentality. The 'I Got Mine Club' wants to win every time or they'll take all the marbles and run home crying.
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:55 AM
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Well said, friend. :toast:
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:59 AM
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we're fucked?
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OH, you probably had it right.
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:08 AM
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17. Paddle? I thought we were waiting for ponies |
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:11 AM
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18. And it's name is America |
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