If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one...

[tmyers09]

I'd like Joe Lieberman, the esteemed Senator, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[tabatha]

1. One word - barbaric.

[tmyers09]

3. Me, or Joementum?

The quote is from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I found it quite fitting.

[tabatha]

13. Joementum.

I would not call a DUer barbaric.

[HowHasItComeToThis]

8. EXCLUSION OF ANYONE IS SUSPECT

[sandnsea]

2. Did your RV livin' cousin just show up? n/t

[tmyers09]

5. Let me put it this way.

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. ;-)

[dmr]

9. Every time Catherine revved up the microwave,

I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.


:rofl:

[Terra Alta]

4. Don't hold back now.

Tell us how you really feel! ;)

I would tell tell Lieberman that, and then some.

[rwheeler31]

6. I just want him di credited so he can never have power again.

[truedelphi]

7. I was jes saying to myself,

"Girl friend, what do you think your buddy tmyers09 wants about now!"

And so, I am putting Lieberman in the limo and sending him on over to your place.

Ya treat him nice now, ya hear!!

[tabatha]

14. LOL

[Jamastiene]

10. A HEARTY K&R

It felt good just reading that.

[dana_b]

11. well done Clark!!

Let's throw in a subscription to the jelly-of-the-month club, whaddya say??

[Mira]

12. Recommended in return for the belly laugh

[Gidney N Cloyd]

15. Lemme just empty the shitter an' I'll get right on that!