rpannier
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Sat Dec-19-09 08:10 AM
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Past Pat 'Marion' Robertson predictions |
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Soon we will be blessed with Pat 'Marion' Robertson's predictions for 2010. In preparation for what he says God told him, I am putting out some past things he's said God has told him
1.The Lord had proclaimed: "It will be a year of sorrow and bloodshed that will have no end soon, for the world being torn apart, and my kingdom shall rise from the ruins of it." (1980)
***We all remember God's brief return in 1980. He ruled for 1000 days and went back to Heaven. Or something like that.
2. Robertson "predicted that Russia would invade Israel in 1982
3. That there would be a worldwide economic collapse in 1985.
4. He "predicted that U.S. Sen. Jay Rockefeller would be elected president in 1996."
***We all remember the glory years of the Rockefeller Presidency
5. In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007. (2006)
6.n May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction. (2006)
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Sat Dec-19-09 08:14 AM
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1. Buy a clue, Nostradumbass! |
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Gawd's jest fuckin' wit' ya!
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Sat Dec-19-09 09:37 AM
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TheCowsCameHome
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Sat Dec-19-09 08:38 AM
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2. How about blue-haired old ladies in front of TV's filling his pockets with cash? |
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Edited on Sat Dec-19-09 08:38 AM by TheCowsCameHome
That came true.
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Sat Dec-19-09 09:18 AM
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Maybe God's BSin' ya cuz he thinks you're a stinking bag of guts.
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Sat Dec-19-09 09:22 AM
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4. When a very little mind starts tampering with real big ideas you |
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get an unstable nutbag like Pat Robertson.
"Unstable nutbag" was the most charitable version of my actual assessment I could manage.
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Bucky
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Sat Dec-19-09 09:23 AM
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5. On the other hand, would a Jay Rockefeller presidency have been such a bad thing? |
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Rockefeller 1997-2005. No Lewinsky scandal, probably no successful 9/11 attack, and at least a shot at a less lopsided SCOTUS.
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Sat Dec-19-09 09:25 AM
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This man has a gift! Where can I send my life's savings?
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Sat Dec-19-09 09:31 AM
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7. You forgot the time he predicted a hurricane would hit Orlando for being gay, hit Virginia instead. |
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Sat Dec-19-09 09:40 AM
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9. Al Franken does Pat Robertson on SNL with the Church Lady |
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He did one the best impersonations ever he also did him on his radio show video of the SNL skit here: http://religiousfreaks.com/2006/06/30/church-lady-and-pat-robertson/
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