Ginger Conspirators Throw Support to Senate Bill

[MineralMan]

As if by telepathic communication (something not uncommon amongst Gingers), sweeping endorsements by red-headed people are cropping up. Is this part of the Ginger Initiative? For those who are unaware, the Ginger Initiative is a formerly-secret document generated by the World Council Of Ginger-Headed Humans at their annual enclave in Dublin in 2006. This document leaked out in 2007, revealing the extent of the plot for Gingers to enslave the non-Ginger world.

Evidence can be seen of this plot, which will operate through our entertainment and advertising media, in the prevalence of Gingers in films, television, and advertising. The new endorsement of the much-maligned Health Care Reform bill in the U.S. Senate is further evidence. Some say the fix is in for even Dennis Kucinich.

I can write no more of this at this time, but will continue to follow the effects of the Ginger Initiative as they appear. I have just one question for doubters: Can you truly trust this woman?

[SidDithers]

1. Watch out for them. They have no souls...nt

Sid

[MineralMan]

3. That's as may be, but they have other assets with which to

distract one from serious matters. This is their secret weapon. An excess of caution is not unwarranted.

Even the Bible warned:

Look not upon the hair when it is red.

[dysfunctional press]

2. not on my watch...

[MineralMan]

4. So their young appear. But, as they grow older, they

mimic the appearance of normal humans, with the exception of the blazing hair. It's insidious.

I have it on good authority that many people, particularly women, even attempt to masquerade as Gingers. Special storefront facilities, run by this suspicious group, engages in helping them with their masquerade. You can identify these places by the specially-designed torture chairs and infernal devices displayed therein.

[SIMPLYB1980]

10. OMG!

[aquart]

5. And then there are the Satanic ginger cats.

All male. All mad.

[MineralMan]

6. Some say Ginger cats are the familiars of the Ginger humans,

able to enter enemy territory unnoticed and ingratiate themselves there, easing the way...

Some say.

[Blue_In_AK]

7. My grandson will be signing up soon

:)

[MineralMan]

9. Ah, eating the alien blue food, I see.

We are truly doomed by such as this young Ginger lad. Doomed, I tell you.

[Blue_In_AK]

13. Here's one you REALLY need to fear.

This is my best old hippie friend in San Francisco who is an ORDAINED SENIOR MEDIUM AND HIGH PRIESTESS in the Orisha tradition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orisha She has practiced for over 18 years.

This one knows voodoo. :evilgrin:

[MineralMan]

15. You can just sense the strange power in that one.

Notice that nobody in the photo is looking at her. She is wearing the crocheted cape of invisibility, I believe.

[MineralMan]

8. And what of this photo? We all know how powerful this boy

became. What was the reason for his remarkable success?

[MikeE]

11. Well, this one time, at band camp...

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. She did bring Buffy back from he dead though, so...

[MineralMan]

17. Indeed. And she deliberately stole the seed of that

vulnerable young man, as well. Such is their stealthy plan.

[gratuitous]

12. It's a little known fact

Blue Oyster Cult's song was originally titled "Don't Fear the Ginger." Sort of makes that line "We can be like they are" all the more chilling, doesn't it?

[MineralMan]

14. Indeed it does.

For me, the most insidious thing is the prevalence of irresistibly gorgeous young Ginger women in the entertainment industry. How is one to resist? What defenses have we?

[gratuitous]

16. Don't ask me

I had a hopeless crush on a rather statuesque redhead in high school. She probably looks nothing like she did all those years ago, but a wistful sigh has been known to emanate from my general vicinity if I think about her too much.

[MineralMan]

18. Yes. We all knew such a person in our youth, I'm sure.

There was one of these in my high school. She taunted me with her freckles, but never revealed whether they were generally distributed on her person. This is how they work their iniquity.

[Odin2005]

19. Redheads are HAWT

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