Christmas gift list for various Americans.

[Democrats_win]

1. For President Obama, may all of the Democrats in Congress suddenly become more progressive.

2. For the Republicans in the Senate: a good doctor to help them deal with their upcoming defeat. (paid for, of course by our tax dollars making them recipients of socialist health care.)

3. For travelers dealing with the holiday storms: patience, good conversations, and better weather.

4. For the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan: a quick end to these wars and a good job for when they return home.

5. For all Americans: a return to peace and prosperity.

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