I think I'm being monitored by the NSA

[arcadian]

You know the pop ups you get at a website, where they scan your IP, figure out where you are and then you get a "chat invitation" saying something like: "From, sexysadie1987, Hey hot stuff, I'm in *Name of your current residence town* too, let's get together."?

I'm getting those, but they are coming back Laurel, Md. I live no where near Laurel. Not even in Maryland. But you know who is HQed in Laurel? NSA. Can anybody explain this? Talk me down!!! :rofl:

[madokie]

1. quit downloading porn then

:rofl:

[arcadian]

9. You know me better than I know myself.

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

2. You gave away their location! Now they'll have to move!

:spank:

[hobbit709]

3. I think you need this

:tinfoilhat:

[RB TexLa]

4. Yes, of course you are that important.

Sure.

[arcadian]

8. I've done some shit, yeah.

They got my number. :rofl:

[RB TexLa]

21. I'm sure they race from the parking lot to the building to see what you've done overnight

[GReedDiamond]

5. Everything...

...is "monitored" by the NSA, and all other applicable "homeland security/law enforcement" agencies down the line. Whatever that means...?

It would do one well to conduct oneself on the internets as if everything one does is being broadcast live on youtube in real time.

To paraphrase Ari Fleischer, "you better watch what you say."

[FreakinDJ]

6. Better stock up on Tin Foil

[baldguy]

7. We're all being monitored by the NSA.

Do you think Agent Mike retired?

[lxlxlxl]

17. more or less..yes...anything on the internet is watched

if not by the nsa then someone else...only divulge what you feel comfortable with. and be smart about it.

[crazyjoe]

10. ah, no, i don't know the pops you get .................

[TK421]

11. sexysadie? I think Charles Manson is trying to get through to you!

Tell Charlie I think he should stay in jail..

[arcadian]

12. She's contacting me from beyond the grave.

Kind of scary how I went there in the "I need a random name" venue.

[DontTreadOnMe]

13. simple html pop-ups can determine your IP

don't be paranoid. Simple HTML scripts can auto detect your IP address.
Sometimes you will see the spam that indicates a town name based on your IP, and you will see sometimes it has to guess and the town is not your town, but a town that is right on the border. That means your IP address is shared by those two towns, so it just guesses one.

Every website manager can track hits on their sites, and identify the "geographical locations" of the users... all based on the IP address. It doesn't know your exact address, it stops at the "town" level. But your internet connection provider absolutely knows every click you have ever done on the internet, and they have that data saved - forever. If you are ever accused of a crime, they could go back and trace your every move on the internet and use it against you.

Or maybe they are watching you :)

[mwooldri]

14. It's nice to play with these guys...

Even Mapquest of all people display a map of where they think you are. When I'm at work, they think I'm in Phoenix, AZ... and display the map accordingly. Sorry guys, just my employers route all Internet traffic through Phoenix...

Mark.

[lxlxlxl]

15. location by ip is childsplay...everyone is getting those now....dont worry

i went to a williams sonoma online sale, and those ads show up more. i go to an adult site, and some banner shows up that someone close to me wants to 'chat'...ip addresses (which can be dervied from websites and stored in cookies for ad purposes) can contain geographical references...dont worry.

then again, don't look at stuff that is going to get you into trouble.

[HipChick]

16. You're wrong...we're actually located out in Fort Meade

not Laurel..


:evilgrin:

[Brother Buzz]

18. Just for the Halibut

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edited to add

SWORDFISH

[Catshrink]

20. Salmon told me about this...

[Brother Buzz]

22. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to tune a guitar...

but even a brain sturgeon can't tuna fish, unless of course, it's a bass.

[Catshrink]

25. I'm pretty clueless

I just flounder around -- I wish to cod I could -- but I trout I will change.

[Brother Buzz]

32. I waited too long to edit, and got scrod (past plu-perfect?)

I wish I had edited rocket scientist to read rock cod scientist. ;)

[Catshrink]

34. Oh mahi.

I smelt something finny and laughed tilipia'd. That's the ray things go.

[Hatchling]

19. Well..DUH! nt

[The_Casual_Observer]

23. Everyting is probably monitored by the NSA, however nothing

comes of it. it has no value to anybody.

[Quantess]

28. On a serious note: If your theory is true, that's a colossal waste of tax money!

[The_Casual_Observer]

33. Is there the slightest doubt that it's a colossal waste?

The best & brightest people in the world work for Google & a few others, and with all of that effort it's still for shit. Why would anybody believe that there are viable new search technologies out there that are a secret, that nobody knows about?

[Quantess]

24. The NSA offers sex services now?

Come to think of it...I get all the same spam you do, about S3XXY naked coeds, and local horny housewives...except I'm a straight woman.
So if it's the NSA behind this, they're even dumber than I thought. :rofl:

[HipChick]

26. Geolocation IP address lookup

[mmonk]

27. You're being monitored alright.

;-)

[Monk06]

29. They are trying to entice you into a honey pot sting operation in order to prevent you

from revealing that Bush planned and executed the attack
on the WTC.

Just ask Alex Cox. They tried this on him too but he
was too smart for them.

[The Midway Rebel]

30. The explanation is very simple.

Every time you log into DU you leave behind an electronic footprint that can be monitored by the NSA,CIA,DLC,DEA, the bunco squad and the central scrutinizer. Next, when you enter keystrokes an ecrypted program....man, I gotta go.

I big black van just pulled into my driveway.

[leftofcool]

31. Nope, Ft Meade is not in Laurel. Hubby works there,

no Laurel address for Ft Meade.

[Matariki]

35. Did you keep your same internet provider?