"RANdom CAPITALIzATION": Weingarten schools a freeper hate mailer

[spooky3]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/23/AR2009122301885.html

"Some time ago, I wrote a column about Dick Cheney in the form of a list of snide questions about the former veep's forthcoming autobiography...(and received hate mail, such as the following letter):

'DEAR DOUCHEBAG (expletive, expletive, insensitive reference to an alternative lifestyle, expletive, expletive, ethnic epithet) BASTARD:

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD TWO QUESTIONS TO YOUR LIST. FIRST I'D LIKE YOU TO ASK V.P. CHENEY HOW HE WAS ABLE TO SAVE YOUR SMELLY, FAT, JEW (expletive) FROM TERRORIST ATTACK THOSE LAST 7 YEARS? ...'

...

Dear American Patriot:

Thank you for your letter, which reminds me of some of the earlier essays of Thomas Jefferson..."

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Hahaha! Be sure to read the whole thing.

This should be required reading for all trolls.

[musette_sf]

1. Bring Back The Hate Mailbag!!!!!

[Initech]

8. The last hate mailbag was fucking hilarious.

[YOY]

10. You just KNOW they've recieved some real treats over the years...

n.t.

[zeemike]

2. Bwahahahaha....that was snarky and funny.

I loved your replies and suggestions.
but the pathetic thing is that some of them will take it and run with it.

[spooky3]

5. hey, wish I could claim credit, but those were Gene Weingarten's

I linked them here because I think he's hilarious.

[zeemike]

6. Well you get credit for posting it

And it was funny.

[Bitwit1234]

3. I have a reply to the one

How come he didn't save us from the attack on the Twin Towers. When there were plenty of warnings. Does anybody know of any proveable attacks cheney and his assistant bush saved us from.

[zeemike]

7. Would not with those knuckleheads.

they would have an answer....
It was Clinton's fault
Dick fought them there so we would not have to fight them here.

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Now, THAT is funny!!!!

:thumbsup: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Froward69]

9. 10th.rec.. I had not read the Questions about cheneys Book

I just about peed my pants with laughter when i read Question #8 about DICK C's Book..

"8. What precautions can buyers take to keep this book from bursting into flame should it come into direct contact with holy water, sunlight or the pure joyous laughter of a child? "

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/10/AR2009071002334.html


:rofl: :rofl:

[spooky3]

11. shameless kick for anyone needing a laugh

[Matariki]

12. yeah, that was funny. thanks!