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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:21 PM
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Dammit! Make everyone fly NAKED!!! Nothing dangerous will get on the plane...
except for my fat ass!

:D

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highplainsdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:22 PM
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1. LOL! K&R - & thanks for the laugh!
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:22 PM
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2. Yes yes yes
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:23 PM
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3. One of the most brilliant ideas since Homeland Security Office was conceived.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:23 PM
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4. I hope I'd never have to fly on the same plane as Limbaugh.
Yikes!
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:26 PM
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5. Then board a plane filled with aging Nuns

:rofl:
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:34 PM
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6. that would certainly help the airlines in costs for lunches served
All those fat pimply asses waddling onto the plane. :rofl:
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Thickasabrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:44 PM
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7. Only to be followed by anal probes. nt
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:55 PM
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8. Oh gee
:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:58 PM
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9. I'm sitting net to the varsity mens swim team. Nt
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 02:25 PM
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28. i grew up with the varsity guys swim team. talk about teenage years... nt
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Don Caballero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:58 PM
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10. If only the Dutch hero who detained the guy was nude
All of us could have pleasant dreams tonight. Oh my God have you seen that guy! What a hottie! So cute with a tight body.
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Edweird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 08:51 PM
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11. I'm down with that on one condition: we make it 'burning plane' :)
Glow sticks and pacifiers for everyone. Woohoo!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 10:07 PM
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12. We better get more trains running before we do the naked flying thing.....
I haven't been on a plane for over 10 years, have no desire to change that.


mark
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phasma ex machina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 10:11 PM
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13. "except for my fat ass!" And the others? What about the others?
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DailyGrind51 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 11:50 PM
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14. And, you won't have to worry about serving in-flight meals, since no one will have an appetite!
Edited on Sat Dec-26-09 11:50 PM by DailyGrind51
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 11:16 AM
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15. Heh!
:rofl:

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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 11:17 AM
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16. Why Such Pessimism?
I'd like to think there's at least a chance we'll be flying the "friendly skies."
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 11:19 AM
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17. They should simply ban humans on airplanes.
Humans are dangerous.
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JonQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 11:21 AM
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18. You joke
but we may be heading that way.

I wonder how long until they can just drug you to knock you out, then stack us in boxes for the flight.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 11:22 AM
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19. And forced enemas too...because there might be more than just doo doo in someone's colon...
:7

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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 11:36 AM
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20. i am thinking. gloves are next, and everyone has to bend over. ya know.... gotta keep us safe
at all cost

there will be those on the board willing and ready

then yell

prude

if one objects
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 02:15 PM
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25. Lovely!
Robert Frost couldn't have done better...

:7


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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 02:24 PM
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27. bah haha
you dont KNOW how funny you are.

still chucklin
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 01:26 PM
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21. Heh!
I'll give the a big stinky sample!!1!!

:hurts:

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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 02:21 PM
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26. You're lucky to be able to do that...
I'm perpetually constipated, so if they really want samples, I'll have to steal a couple of chunks from my dogs for their viewing pleasure...

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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 02:05 PM
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22. They will still need to do a full cavity search, I am afraid.
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 02:07 PM
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23. and here we are!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 02:08 PM
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24. K&R
Edited on Sun Dec-27-09 02:09 PM by Jamastiene
Naked will ALWAYS get a hearty K&R from me.

w00t! :woohoo:
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